"ahoy me maties, it be me, captain Torres, and i'm here to tell you that we can prevent like 99% of all wars by nuking the capital of OSEA, i learned about this knowledge while stuck under the sea for 698 days while only being able to watch Virtual Youtuber content and now i'm as sane as any old scurvy dog on this ship. Yarr-harr-harr it's my mental illness so i get to choose the coping mechanism"