Cool CGI Dog
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Scene: A CGI dog wearing a leather jacket struts into a neon-lit alley.

Voiceover:
"Meet Max, the coolest CGI dog in town. He’s got moves, he’s got style, and... he’s got a job to do."

Max catches a frisbee mid-air, but it transforms into a glowing disk of data. He plugs it into his smartwatch, which displays a countdown timer.

Max (with a slick British accent):
"Looks like I’ve got 10 minutes to save the internet... again."

Cut to: Max on a motorbike, dodging fireballs in cyberspace, his paws typing furiously on a holographic keyboard.

Villain (a sneering, glitchy cat):
"You can’t stop me, Max! Cats rule the web!"

Max:
"Not while I’m on the grid, Whiskers."

Explosion. Dramatic slow-mo of Max jumping through pixels to stop the cat's evil plan.

Voiceover:
"This summer, one dog will prove… you can teach old tricks to a new generation."

Text on screen:
"Max: Byte the Dust. Coming soon."
Cool CGI Dog 30.10.2024 klo 20.08 
I am toxic and idiot! BAHH!!!!
Coconut 30.10.2024 klo 18.46 
being toxic and idiot !
Fundy 24.10.2024 klo 15.10 
all 4 negative reviews essays he wrote are for his most 4 played games, logically unsound and unwell
OINKYDOINKY 23.9.2024 klo 21.45 
THIS MAN SAID SOME AWESOME THINGS TO ME IN DM! ILY RANDMOM PERSOM
76561199386411634 31.3.2024 klo 10.37 
play?