Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* A dollar saved is a dime earned. The rest is taxes.
ㅤ* I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
ㅤ* Canadians are more polite when they are being rude than Americans are when they are being friendly.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Ba-Dum-Tiss!

and your friend is the first person to say my name right, thank you for that

+rep best dad 2019 love u

Hey, I can give my Vulcan AK-47 ft for all of your csgo graffities and cases (Im collecting them) so if it's ok for you send me trade offer please. Link in my bio

worst communist ever. 1/10

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