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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 4:31pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 6:13pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 9:51pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 9:21am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 1:50am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 5:30pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2022 @ 12:40pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2022 @ 7:26pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2022 @ 2:37pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 10:16am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 8:55pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 4:04pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 4:06pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 4:13pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 4:25pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 5:00pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 6:12am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 9:21am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 5:19pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 12:00pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 3:52pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 3:44pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 4:05pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 4:31pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 5:59pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 10:57pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 4:03pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 4:03pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 4:38pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 6:46am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2022 @ 12:40pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 4:05pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 6:16pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 8:23am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 4:07pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 9:02pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 4:30pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 9:17am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 1:36pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 4:15pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 8:24am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 6:12am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 7:02pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2022 @ 12:12pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 12:00pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 8:53pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2022 @ 12:12pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 3:57am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 12:45pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 12:00pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2022 @ 12:32pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 6:26am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 11:15am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 5:09am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 8:25pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 4:09pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 9:20am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 3:57am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 8:58pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 4:32pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 10:13am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 6:16pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 8:24am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 7:17am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 12:54am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 5:46pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2022 @ 10:02am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 5:19pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 5:46pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 11:40am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2022 @ 12:48pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 6:25pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2022 @ 12:33pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 10:47am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2022 @ 12:46pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 6:44am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 8:57am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2022 @ 2:59pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2022 @ 12:12pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 4:27pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 5:19pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 4:06am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 4:33pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 9:30pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 5:05am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2022 @ 12:45pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2022 @ 4:31pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2022 @ 12:46pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 1:19pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 1:20pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 7:46pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2022 @ 7:59pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 5:07am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 2 May, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 6:25am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 4:03am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 3:40am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 1:00am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 6:24pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 9:58am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 6:34pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 7:01pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 9:12pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 2:19pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 May, 2022 @ 12:05pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 May, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 May, 2022 @ 2:47pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 May, 2022 @ 3:46pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 May, 2022 @ 5:42pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 5:22am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 6:18pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 2 May, 2022 @ 2:27pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 6:26am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2022 @ 8:05pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2022 @ 12:30pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2022 @ 12:28pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 1:19pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 2 May, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 5:10pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 11:19am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 11:19am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2022 @ 12:34pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 8:54am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 5:10pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 3:58pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 12:16pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 12:59pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 4:02pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 5:00pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 12:36pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 7:02pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2022 @ 12:28pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 6:25am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 6:16pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 1:36pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 3:52pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2022 @ 12:28pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 6:26am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 6:12am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 7:02pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2022 @ 12:46pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2022 @ 8:00pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 5:05am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 12:11am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 5:19am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 May, 2022 @ 4:49pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 11:07pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 6:46pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 7:37pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 11:21am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 9:47pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 3:06pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 12:52pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 7:09pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 6:13pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 7:46pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 8:05pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 9:03pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 1:08pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 6:18pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 6:32pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 6:26am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 6:53am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 6:54am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 5:12pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 May, 2022 @ 12:26pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 2 May, 2022 @ 3:35pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 11:32am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 11:32am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 6:59pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 3:20pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 6:59pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 6:25pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 2:01pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 May, 2022 @ 11:45am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 May, 2022 @ 10:56pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 7:12pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 8:44pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 4:31am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 11:57pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 11:50am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 6:23am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2022 @ 3:37am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2022 @ 8:05pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2022 @ 11:58am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 6:36pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 5:05am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 6:52am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 4:43pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 5:46am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2022 @ 2:39pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 6:57pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 May, 2022 @ 6:22pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 2 May, 2022 @ 3:36pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 1:08pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 6:53am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 6:55am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 3:31pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 2 May, 2022 @ 4:21pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 9:23am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 11:32am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 11:50am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 11:50am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 6:12am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 1:19pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 9:51pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 5:56pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 1:00am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 9:22am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 24 May, 2022 @ 7:01pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 3:39am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 9:21am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 7:16pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 12:52pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 11:50am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 7:20am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 12:16pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 2 May, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 2 May, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 6:06pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 6:56pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 6:57pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 6:57pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 7:16pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 7:16pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 7:23am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 12:22pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 11:56am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 7:41pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 10:44pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 7:14pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 6:59pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 12:07am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 9:52pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 11:21pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 6:07am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 4:17am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 11:56am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 11:52pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 15 May, 2022 @ 7:44pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 May, 2022 @ 5:19pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 16 May, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 3:52pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 6:23am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2022 @ 7:59pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 1:19pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 11:19am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 6:30pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 7:20am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 May, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 May, 2022 @ 9:55pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 5:18am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 10:37pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2022 @ 5:13pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 May, 2022 @ 3:36pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 6:06pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 7:47pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 6:06pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 6:07pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 6:07pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 7:01pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 12:13pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 12:13pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 9:40pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 12:21pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 11:56am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 2:24pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 26 May, 2022 @ 2:59pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 May, 2022 @ 4:05pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 6:57pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 7:47pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 7:20am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 7:20am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 7:20am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 11:50am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 11:50am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 4:06am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 15 May, 2022 @ 3:21pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 26 May, 2022 @ 2:59pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:08pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:21pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 7:14pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 9:41pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 4:06am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 May, 2022 @ 7:25am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 12:44pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:32am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:58pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 7:10pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 6:15am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 2:24pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 10:53am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 11:06am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 May, 2022 @ 2:59pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 12:21pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 6:43pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 4:12am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 7:20am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 8:58am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 6:43pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 4:06am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 11:06am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 11:06am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 May, 2022 @ 2:59pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:07am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:07am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 6:45pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 6:25am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 9:21am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 7:16pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 7:14pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 7:20am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 May, 2022 @ 3:22pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:22pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 12:39am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 10:48am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 10:37pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:27am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 May, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2022 @ 7:26pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2022 @ 10:02am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 5:41am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 May, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 11:32am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 7:48pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 8:42pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 6:24pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 May, 2022 @ 2:59pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 3:32pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 10:22pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:07pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 9:34am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 12:52pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 May, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:07am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 11:56am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 4:06am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 9:27am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 11:06am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 10:12am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 10:12am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:21pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 10:09am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:03pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 3:21pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 11:06am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:21pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:03pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:03pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 11:15am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 12:59pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 3:40am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 4:03am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 6:07am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 May, 2022 @ 7:01pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 11:07pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 12:50am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 9:34am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 May, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 15 May, 2022 @ 3:22pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 May, 2022 @ 6:22pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 4:05pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 4:02pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 4:31pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 12:54am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 6:48pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:03pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:07pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:22pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:27am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:27am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:27am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:27am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:27am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:32am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:22pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:27am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:22pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:25pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:03pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:03pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:03pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:22pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:22pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:22pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:22pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:26am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:22pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:22pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:22pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:03pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:22pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:22pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:22pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:22pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm