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You surely are a crybaby hippie hipster hater that likes to ♥♥♥♥ on popular things to be edgy. Guess what, dumbass? Halo: Reach is the best game! And if you disagree you are simply ignorant. I bet you are a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ normie that thinks Halo 3 is better. ♥♥♥♥ you.
I used to be ignorant, too, not much of a gamer until I discovered the glory of Halo: Reach. The characters, the plot, the humor, the gameplay, the music. It was simply perfect. It touched my heart and changed my life...
I've tried other so called "good" games like COD, Battlefront, Nekopara, Insurgency: Sandstorm, off, but they all suck, they are all horrible pieces of ♥♥♥♥ compared to Halo: Reach. Master Chief is the God of videogames and Halo: Reach is the masterpiece of humanity that all gamers should bow down to.