push me nan down the stairs
Minnesota, United States
Level
26
Professional
200 XP
 
 
Drink Whiskey. Straight. My hops are stronger than your depression medication. I have sailed around the world and discovered a short cut, I bowl over-hand. I once had a awkward moment, to see how it feels. I gave my father "the talk". I have won the lifetime achievement award twice. To settle a wager, I killed two stones with one bird. I go to Spain to chase the bulls. I have taught old dogs a variety of new tricks. Even my tree houses have fully finished basements.
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Subnautica
145
Hours played
11
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Ocean Explorer
200 XP
Achievement Progress   11 of 17
+6
Review 1
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1,132 hrs on record
last played on 11 Aug
Counter-Strike 2
Global Sentinel
500 XP
Achievement Progress   1 of 1
Screenshots 8
164 hrs on record
last played on 11 Aug
Grand Theft Auto V
Achievement Progress   23 of 77
+18
83 hrs on record
last played on 8 May
7 Days to Die
Feral Walker
200 XP
Achievement Progress   28 of 43
+23
Comments
WiLLie 1 Apr, 2023 @ 11:16am 
-rep stole my bio
Oodles 30 Mar, 2022 @ 5:33pm 
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Oodles 14 Jan, 2022 @ 9:53pm 
I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Kanye. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Kanye. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then they'll go inside, pen a brief missive to their departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without their one true platonic love.
Saul 13 Oct, 2021 @ 12:16pm 
bad at game
CremeSoda 5 Jun, 2021 @ 8:37pm 
-rep Liberal
buushh 28 Feb, 2021 @ 5:33pm 
dont queue with him hes so bad at csgo