Today, I saw a pretty lady. Well, she wasn’t your ordinary lady, she was a man-lady. And by "man-lady," I mean he was a man. I guess I’m just delusional. Anyway, this lady I mean, man- was walking down the sidewalk so extraordinarily that I just stopped... and had a big poop.

You might be wondering why I had this poop. Well, you poopface, I just told you! I saw a man walking down the sidewalk. Wait... why did I even have a poop? What about him walking down the sidewalk was... poopworthy? Yeah, I have no clue.

Anyway, my name is Mr. RandomMan! It's a pleasure to write in my "diarryhea." People say it’s called a diary, but my messages aren’t milk-related, they’re just random! Silly people! Oh wait, they meant dairy not diary... Well english has never been my strong side, that has to be my bones since I drink a lot of milk