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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 10:17pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 8:57pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 9:14pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 9:56am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 5:25pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 10:48pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:28pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:28pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:16pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 11:10pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:28pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 12:20am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:57pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:13pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:48pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 3:02am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 7:14pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 6:26pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 7:33pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 26 May, 2022 @ 6:09pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 10:08pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 12:03am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 7:32pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 7:31pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 7:06pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 8:14pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 12:44am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 11:31pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 10:43am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:15pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 12:37am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:27pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:39am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:41pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:27pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 11:59pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 12:00am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 12:00am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 10:13am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:49pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:39am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 4:01am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 9:58am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 3:31am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 11:12am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 3:02pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:34pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:34pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 5:36pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:46pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:06pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 2:09am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 8:56pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:40am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 2:18pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:15pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:27pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:27pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:59pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 11:59pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 12:00am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 12:00am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 10:13am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:15pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:08am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:12pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 7:17pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 3:30am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 9:20pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:29am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 2:58pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:13am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:45am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:22am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 7:15pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:54am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 12:02am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:53pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 11:23pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 6:39pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:41am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 10:09pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 9:56am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:57am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 11:48pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 7:52pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 7:39pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 3:43pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 11:11pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 10:37pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 11:00pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 6:30pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:34pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:26pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:09am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:12pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:22am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 11:16am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 12:33am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 10:16am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 10:16am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 6:59pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 6:59pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 9:02pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 2:36am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 26 May, 2022 @ 9:11pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:13am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:58am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:09am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:12pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:22am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 11:16am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 12:33am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:27am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 8:20pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 9:31pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 10:15pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 11:11pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2024 @ 8:18pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:28pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:57pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:39am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 6:40pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 9:29pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 4:32pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:29am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 12:01am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 11:34pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 12:34am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 12:35am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 11:10pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 10:32pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 11:49pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 11:10pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 12:26am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 11:22pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 11:18pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 11:18pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 11:18pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 11:18pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 11:18pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 11:18pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 11:18pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 11:18pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 11:18pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 3:15am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 11:18pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 11:18pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 11:19pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 12:01am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 11:09pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 11:10pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 11:10pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 11:10pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 11:10pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 11:10pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 11:13pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 11:13pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 11:47pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 9:31pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 10:09pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 11:40pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 12:50pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 7:45pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 11:10pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 2:36am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2024 @ 3:55pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 11:36pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 11:10pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 11:10pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 12:36am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 11:54pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 10:55pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 11:35pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 10:42pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 10:52pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 12:35am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 12:36am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 12:36am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 12:36am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 12:36am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 12:36am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 12:36am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 12:36am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 12:36am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 2:36am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 12:36am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 12:36am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 12:36am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 9:59pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 12:34am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 12:34am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 12:34am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 12:34am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 12:34am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 12:34am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 12:52am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 2:14am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 2:33am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 2:36am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:52pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 12:34am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 12:34am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:58pm



Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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