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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:49am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:49am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:44pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:28am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:47am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:33am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:59pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:26am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:11pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:35am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:18am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:18am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:31pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:00am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:50am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:07pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:15pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 5:28am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:47am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 3:32am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 5:43pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 5:35pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 5:35am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:34am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 10:01am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:24am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 5:24am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 5:16pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 3:19am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:52pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 3:26am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:35am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:24am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:53am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:56am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 8:19am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 8:19am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 4:02am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 4:02am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 5:43pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:45am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:22am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 12:06am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:31am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:03am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:26am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:26pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:31pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:22am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:11am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:17pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:55am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 5:43pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 8:47am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:28pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:41pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:44pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:26pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:14pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 9:48pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 5:03pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 5:47pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:56am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:26am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:24am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:33pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 3:21am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 5:34pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:54am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:51am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:21am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:21am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:18pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:52pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:07pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:43am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:56pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:48pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:39pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:26am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:53pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:56pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:14pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:05am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:26am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:17am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:52am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:48am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:26am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:08am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:14pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:19am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:45am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:21am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:56pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:02pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:22pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:54am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:25am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:47am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:50am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:08pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:18am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:38am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 7:45am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:45pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:13am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:50am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:03am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:48am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:59am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:50am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:28am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 3:51am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 10:24pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:19pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:25am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:35am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 5:26am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:26am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:22am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:55am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 12:06am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 5:34pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:08pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:21am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 5:08am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:07am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:18pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:48am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:07am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 1:05am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:28am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:28am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:28am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:28am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:28am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:28am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:28am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:28am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:51am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:28am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:28am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:28am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:28am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:28am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:22am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:18am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:51am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:50am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:46pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:48am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:43am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:28am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:28am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:28am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:28am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:28am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:28am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:28am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:46am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:00am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:13pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:57pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:47am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:28am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:28am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:28am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:28am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:28am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:28am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:28am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:54am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 3:51am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:28am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:28am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:28am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:28am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:40am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:28am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:00pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:21am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:28am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:28am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:28am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:28am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:28am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:28am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:28am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:28am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:33am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:18am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:49am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:25pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:28am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:28am



Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.