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hEY ♥♥♥♥👅🙋 now that ChristmASS🎁🎉🎉🙅 is over its time🕐🕥🕢 for 🆕♥♥♥♥ years eve👍👍😻 its time to hop off Santa’s BIG ♥♥♥♥🎅🎅💦🍆 and ♥♥♥♥🍭 that BALL⚽🏀🏈⚾🎾😝till it DROPS⬇ and don't🙅 forget to pop👆 that ♥♥♥♥♥ like a BALLOON🎈🔪 with some ♥♥♥♥ year fireCOCKS💥😩 send📲 this to 1⃣5⃣15 of your ♥♥♥♥ years sluts💦👅 if you get 1⃣0⃣10 back then you’re the baddest💋 ball sucking ♥♥♥♥♥ and in 2⃣0⃣1⃣6⃣2016 you’ll get surprises😱 in your PANTS👖😏 if you get 5 back then the ♥♥♥♥ year will bring➡ you lots of ♥♥♥♥ soup😩🍆🍜 if you get 0⃣0⃣0⃣0⃣0 back😷 then no🚫🙅 ♥♥♥♥ years cummies for you😭😱😖😫

What’s good 😜 u candy cane ♥♥♥ guzzler 👅🎄DICKCEMBER🎄 is here and u know what that means ❄ HOE HOE HOE season has arrived 🎅 put on your rudolph pasties 🔴 pop ur peppermint ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍬 and sit by the fireplace with some hot COCKLATE 🍆☕if u want to get RAWED 👉👌 under the mistletoe 🌿 this christmAss 🎁 send this to 15 of your sluttiest elves 👩👨 if u get 0 back 😔 ur an UGLY GRINCH👀 if u get 5 back 😌 ur a ♥♥♥♥ SNOWMAN ⛄⛄if u get 10 back 😘 ur a BAD JINGLE BELL ♥♥♥♥♥ 🔥🙌 SHARE in 69 😉💦 seconds or you won’t be gettin ♥♥♥♥♥♥ down 😱 in 2❕0❕1❕7

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I was offered ♥♥♥ with a 21 year old girl today. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla.

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