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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.4 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
Posted: 27 May @ 2:21pm

Here is how it went:
Been simulating my hand for about 3 minutes, a non-talking, (probably trans) russian man enters disguised as a woman, starts chasing me through the room in a primitive position, meanwhile grabs my glizzy, twists it and rapidly strokes on it (he must have done this before), he proceeds with the self insertion (basically assault) while staring deeply into my sould (still under a HomoErgaster pose), I then bug through the map and get sent to the abyss of the damned, closed the game.

Suggested to anyone looking to get spiritually enlightened on modern reproductive practices.
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mr.frolic 3 Jun @ 7:56am 
this review is pure gold. it's the greatest thing i have ever read