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Chor, Sindh, Pakistan 
🍆 * 🎁 * 🌂 * 🔋 * 👾 * 🌸 * 📗 * 💛 * 🌽 * 🐳 * 🥗 * 💗 * 🎍 * 👑 * 🍧 * 🌋
ㅤ* Woman on phone: I'd like to complain about these incontinence pants I bought from you!
Shopkeeper: Certainly madam, where are you ringing from?
Woman on phone: From the waist down!
ㅤ* An archaeologist is someone whose life is in ruins.
ㅤ* Two years ago I married a lovely young virgin, and if that doesn’t change soon, I’m gonna divorce her.
📀 * 🍖 * 🥒 * 🎽 * ⛳ * ⚡ * 🏀 * 🕺 * 🎈 * 👔 * 💚 * 🚕 * 🐊 * 👳 * 🚗 * 🚘
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Ba-Dum-Tiss!