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She then told me she had to go (think she was going to buy condoms for us) and I said I'll walk her to her car. She was hesitant (nervous for our first kiss :3) but said ok. As we were walking out I nearly tripped on my cape and dropped my fedora, which would be very hard to grab as i have a genetic disorder that makes me morbidly obese which I have a special gamer chair for. As we got to her car which was around 30 feet from the bar, I asked her to let me catch my breath. After a couple minutes I said ok. At this point she was clutching her bag and backing away so I went in for a kiss, until she pepper flashied me (clear DBD reference) and got in her car and drove off.

She told me not to contact her again but I think she's playing hard to get. What do you guys think?

So I was out with a girl at the bar and we were chatting it up. She asks me what I do with my free time and I said I really like DBD. She said she loves that game and I got really excited my hands and ass got sweaty. She said she always plays with her friends and I couldn't help but say "lol swf, solo q or no skill". She looked at me puzzled and I explained how it takes zero skill when your team can talk to each other. She rolled her eyes (mom says that's a good sign) and said she doesn't play competitively. I then blurted out "lol (pronounced lawl) competitive dbd, game is just hold w and loop, bet you DC on 3 gen."

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I rated a happy 10 white balls out of 5