I come from a low frequency environment, and I've only used cash my entire life. The only time I ever held a card was when I borrowed my cousin's Bank of America debit card to slice open a funnel cake at the county fair when I took my daughter there on a trip amidst a lengthy child custody battle with my ex-wife, attempting to prove to the judge that I'm a responsible father, but we know all know I'm f--kin' not! I got the kid's ears pierced at 2 years old, and she already knows what Red Bull tastes like. I'm f--ked! Judge, if you're seeing this, please let me have McKenzie back. I even wore my nice 8-ball jean jacket to the last court hearing. I'm ready to change