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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:54am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:23pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:22am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:47am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:13am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:15am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:02pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:54am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:22am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:18pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:17pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:05am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:15am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:19pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:27am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:37am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:33am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:38am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:30am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:37am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:18am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:11pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:45am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:50am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:50am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:50am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:50am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:03am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:13am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:15am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:48pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:16am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:16am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:22am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:04am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:37am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:02am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:48pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:27am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:15am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:12pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:32pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:45pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:02pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:15am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:18am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:17am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:18am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:15am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:02am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:48am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:03pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:56am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:18am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:42am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:49am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:55pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:08am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:18am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:28am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:16am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:17am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:11pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:19am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:05am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:31am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:26am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:14am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:15am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:53pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:27pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:21pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:34pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:34am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:18am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:15am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:47pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:45pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:05am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:46pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:15am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:46pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:03pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:27am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:59am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:03pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:34am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:14am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:47pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:41am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:29pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:00pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:41am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:26pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:15am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:18am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:16am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:15pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:45pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:15am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:30pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:15am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:56am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:02am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:46pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:33am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:13am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:25am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:41am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:20am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:33am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:01pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am



Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+9

9 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked