cucc RAM
64cucc OS
Graph cucc
Intel Cucc Cuccery
Some Cuccing SSD

Headphone: Cuccfiman Sundara
Keyboard: Cucchron K2
Mouse: Cuccitech Superlight
Monitor: Some old ASUS with 165Hz refresh rate (and two irrelevant 165 Hz ASUSes)
i habe mousemat red

Find a game I can cucclessly cucc
What are cuccs

Waiting a lot more than needed
Being cucced in different games
Being cucced on different cuccs
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cringe

It has come to my attention, that the previous text that had been written on my profile page, definitely truly shone in its entirety by itself. Likewise, it has come to my attention, that it had also outlived its purpose at this point. In fact, its existence was allowed for a few too many years; a poor decision on the author's part, perchance. This results in, of course, a gradual, new text to be reborn on the steam page - this one. While the last one may have been a Magnum Opus on its own, this new one shall surpass it in every way possible. In comparison, the previous text will be but a cynical circlejerk of itself, an inferior version as it only became self conscious about halfway through - truly a waste of space, by far. But how would that ever retain any readers, if they simply read the same thing over and over? Thusly, the tale written here shall once more evolve ever so slowly as time passes. Simply put - a new, written text shall spring forth - one so original, that its onlookers will undoubtedly believe that it is a real text. In fact, I shall call one reader out already, this early on in the text, as this text has barely born fruit. Yes, I remember you, saying and thinking that it was a mere copied and pasted text; my hand crafted, many half hours wasted sessions of simply sitting down and typing away, being reduced to a mere copy paste. Now behold, a full first paragraph, of complete utter tragedy, as that is what the last paragraph of the last text, was talking about.

But who is there to remember, such a long, and boring, and extremely drawn out text, nevermind the beginning, nor end, but even the middle - the meat of the previous paragraphs? I can assure the reader - congratulations for passing a full paragraph - that the author clearly does not remember what the second, or even third, paragraph was trying to convey. Therefore, the paragraphs in this text, which is much more mightier, and much more majestic than the previous one, despite all the grammatical errors that may exist, perchance. The paragraphs previously were split up nicely to talk about different subjects, if I may recall my own writing, but this atrocity continues the same topic onto a new paragraph, rather than containing the full contents in just one paragraph, like an episodic degeneracy of shows that are airing, and need a cliffhanger to hang on to its relevancy before being left in a puddle of mediocrity. Though, amidst all the chaos, there is always the depressing matter of this text becoming more and more alike the previous text to take note of. That cannot be allowed to happen, and thusly, this script will stop mentioning previous matters, and answer an important question in its stead.

The author now has a completely new goal to strive for, which is simply the completion of this text. There is no ambiguous, almighty spelling out of something as trivial as living day to day, but a clear and concise goal to take the author to even greater heights, with the reward of just about nothing in return for pouring some twenty minutes to get this far. I, the ever so prestigious author, am simply following along with a word that fits the previous context, much like typing a single word and pressing the most common word in an autocorrect on a smartphone. Yes, the magnificent and ancient technique, of improvisation; an age old tactic of writing off the cuff, this text has been conjured, full edge on board, as easily as one would find breathing. A puny text like this is something the author scoffs at, having the craving to create another, disgusting example of text to add to the homepage, to be worn with pride, to be boastful of, and the horrid reactions of the reader as they express their disgust on how botched the text is from the bottom of their heart.

Now, that a lot of time has passed since the beginning of the making of this text, and nothing actually new has come to topic, the author; I - believe that there should be even more text to be added to yet another paragraph. While the text is made, with purpose, to perplex and confuse the reader, I believe it to be a prime time to properly educate the reader. It's of utmost importance, and truly brings a treasured text, or a script, to shine, if there is a type of hidden - or blatant - lesson to be learned from the words scribed onto a sheet, digital or physical. Thusly, a lesson should definitely be put into this text from this point on - and it should nicely encapsulate the previous, as well as future paragraphs, should one appear. It will almost be as astonishing, if not more astonishing, than the previous text that the author had jotted down previously, onto this very page. Though a taboo had been broken, and the previous text had been once more brought up, this shall be the very one mention of that holy scripture, and none other shall be brought up. The rest of the paragraph shall prepare the next person in charge of reading this, the very fulfilling, the very legendary, the very succulent lesson that should be brought about from this whole text. Quite a legendary feat, but nonetheless, a very possible task indeed. With awfully short sentences, this discreet lesson shall be brought forth. Nay - it is not the simplest term that shorter sentences are easier to digest, neither is it that they are better or healthier for this text with such horrendously butchered long run-on texts. In fact, it should be quite the opposite on that topic, but not quite relevant to the lesson that should be learned here. Rather than dissecting the sentences, or the sentence structure, or the sentence in and of itself, one should properly read the full paragraphs, one after the other, and truly think on what should, and should not, be thought of. If one truly strips away all the fancy words; if one truly reads between the lines, one should perhaps find the essence of what this text is attempting to convey with its convoluted schemes. The esteemed author does not think that the text is unnecessary, but it very well may be unnecessary in the long run. The esteemed author does believe that there is a secret message finely embedded into this text, and desperately asks the reader to seek it out. The most thrilling of tasks, if one has read this far.