Recent reviews by MetallicFemboy

The ambiance is absolutely insane and the game play is really fun for what it is.

10/10 for Froggy Chair

I don't think a game has made me viscerally shake more in my entire life

---{ Graphics }---
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☑ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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A big ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ piece of ♥♥♥♥ is what could sum up this game. DO NOT PLAY

This game blows ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ASS

An emotional roller-coaster filled with excitement and sadness. The journey you will embark on when playing this game will bring a tear to your eye. The amazing moments you pace yourself through is absolutely breath taking and I cannot see any other game as more deserving the title "Game of the Year" as this one. Please do yourself a favor and play this game.

I have played every level with every character, gathered every achievement, and I can officially say that this game is a load of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. You wanna play Chex Quest? Play the original!

Better than most AAA games

Game of the year 2023

Every time I boot this game up it gets more and more beautiful. It's worth every single penny.