Merzel
Adam M   Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
 
 
Currently Offline
Somthing i must admit
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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Smokin hearts breakin darts :()
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Killianaire 20 Jul, 2018 @ 4:41am 
I can give my Vulcan AK-47 ft for all of your csgo graffities and cases (Im collecting them) so if if you up send me trade offer please. Link in my bio
inSanity 21 Nov, 2017 @ 11:46pm 
Horrid player even with hacks
Styx^h$ 25 Nov, 2016 @ 5:43pm 
rip skins
AVENGER LEVEL THREAT 1 Apr, 2016 @ 10:07pm 
how much swag do you have??
 
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beau 28 Feb, 2016 @ 6:21pm 
I understand man i sexually identify as a jeep, it takes me a while to get going with heavy load but when i get going i dont stop, when i crash i crash hard
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