Merzel
Adam M   Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
 
 
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Somthing i must admit
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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Smokin hearts breakin darts :()
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Killianaire 20. juli 2018 kl. 4:41 
I can give my Vulcan AK-47 ft for all of your csgo graffities and cases (Im collecting them) so if if you up send me trade offer please. Link in my bio
inSanity 21. nov. 2017 kl. 23:46 
Horrid player even with hacks
Styx^h$ 25. nov. 2016 kl. 17:43 
rip skins
ASPBERGER LEVEL THREAT 1. apr. 2016 kl. 22:07 
how much swag do you have??
 
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beau 28. feb. 2016 kl. 18:21 
I understand man i sexually identify as a jeep, it takes me a while to get going with heavy load but when i get going i dont stop, when i crash i crash hard
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