Sorry, had to get that out of my system. Anyway, I'm a major fan of Warhammer 40,000 so if you have any games we can play together, make sure its a Warhammer one. I'm a veteran of Garry's Mod and TF2 and play them from time to time, and I have more hours on them than you think! I have many friends on here but over time away from steam I forgot them all. So if your an old friend of mine, please tell me which games we played or any memories, I'd like to keep all my friends close. Got nothing else really to say, other than I'm a nice person. Have some copypastas to pass the time! Also dont friend me for my items on TF2, I don't want to trade them.

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2) Fortnite takes place in the same universe as The Powerpuff Girls.

Fortnite takes place in the same universe as The Powerpuff Girls. Now, before you start ranting, hear me out. Fortnite has Thanos in it. Thanos is in Marvel Vs. Capcom Infinite. Mega Man X is in Marvel vs. Capcom, and Mega Man X in the same universe as Mega Man, since Dr. Light created both of them. Mega Man is in Smash Bros, and so is Pac Man, who appears in Wreck-it Ralph. One scene in Wreck-it Ralph shows a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles arcade machine, and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have a comic book crossover with Batman. Scooby Doo and the Mystery Gang show up in an episode of Batman. Scooby Doo, of course, has a crossover with Johnny Bravo. Johnny Bravo is in an obscure Smash Bros. ripoff for the Wii, called Cartoon Network: Punch Time Explosion. All three Powerpuff Girls show up in this game. Therefore, my conclusion here is that Fortnite does in fact take place in the same universe as The Powerpuff Girls.

3) I shot the dog across the way

Alright ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ so a couple weeks ago I shot the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dog that lives across the way, little barking ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ was on top of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ balcony, he wouldn't shut the ♥♥♥♥ up, you feel me, and I had to drop my ♥♥♥♥♥, I had to put him the ♥♥♥♥ down, you feel me? Ah little annoying ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥, like you know what man? Like, dog owners, if you guys are watching this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ video, control your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ugly ass barking piece of ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ dogs. You know what I mean? Like, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are tryina sleep, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ got work in the morning, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ got plans later that day, or maybe you just tryina come home and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ relax. Not listen, to a barking ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF, and I mean all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ day, all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ night, you feel me, so what the ♥♥♥♥ I did, I got dressed in all ♥♥♥♥♥♥ black, made sure it was 9:30 - 10:00, made sure it was completely ♥♥♥♥♥♥ dark, you know what I mean, and this is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BB gun shotgun, you feel me, and I'm sitting back right, I crack the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ screen, I got this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lined up in my sights right, I'm pleading with myself, I'm pleading with the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ owner, please go outside, and get that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dog, please, and I'm like, don't do it, don't you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ do it, my ♥♥♥♥♥ you feel me, and A, I gave him and extra five ♥♥♥♥♥♥ minutes. I gave him 20 minutes to shut the ♥♥♥♥ up, you know what I mean, I gave him an extra five my ♥♥♥♥♥, little ♥♥♥♥♥♥ grace period, he wouldn't shut the ♥♥♥♥ up, POW! POW! POW! Right there in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ face. Maybe next time, you'll shut that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dog up. Maybe next time, instead of leaving him outside, you'll bring that little barking ass piece of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ inside the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ house, and maybe, just maybe, he wouldn't have gotten his punk furry ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

4) This ♥♥♥♥♥ was eating baked beans in the theater.

I was at the theaters watching Cars 2 until I saw this ♥♥♥♥♥ spillin baked beans all over himself. I got up and yelled "THIS ♥♥♥♥♥ EATING BEANS" everyone in the theaters laughed. one of the most funniest moment in my life.

5) NEW Anime plot leaked MUST SEE

The year is 20XX and cyberdemons and robots have taken over earth. a great big deal has surrounded the populous and taken the middle class, below, and those who couldnt afford to work neoactive computer factory jobs to pay for protection from which everyones taken by hostage. These factories produce augmented machines called F.U.C.K.A.s giving humans to power to defeat these monsters through hand-to-hand combat. It all comes down to one high school student. Meet Shinjizikufumizaka Takamijinorisoka, age 16. He's had a rough childhood of constant parental abuse, but amazingly, he's turned out okay. He's the most compatible person in the entire universe for the F.U.C.K.A. machines. While on a mission for the S.I.M.A. (Space In My Ass) agency, he meets another high school student, a female and otaku named Bukkakekiyozakufujiomadekumanukekisoma Terimisupadthairamensushi. Her nickname, Fukdol. She's got glistening pink hair and a charming personality and is the greatest pairing along with our hero for the F.U.C.K.A. project. After Shinjizikufumizaka saves her on this mission, she kisses him, but they don't quite become lovers. When her augmentations are complete, a discovery is made. The MC and Fukdol can embrace eachother to activate the MEGA F.U.C.K.A, a machine so powerful, no human can comprehend the immense power it holds, so it's all up to them to save the Universe.