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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:44pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:50pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:13pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:23am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:12pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:29pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:41am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:27pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:13pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:38pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:24pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:02pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:18pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:49pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:13pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:35am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:42am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:51pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:25pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:14pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:38am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:18pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:27pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:27am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:06am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:43am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:07am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:44am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:13pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:28pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:48pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:46pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:25pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:59pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:28pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:47am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:51pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:46pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:27am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:35pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:32pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:17pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:22pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:30am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:27pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:38am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:42am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:51am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:13pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:53am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 7:53am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:42am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:38am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:39am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:48am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:51am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:02am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:04am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 8:52pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 12:56pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2024 @ 8:38am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2024 @ 8:37am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 10:16am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:04pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:28pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:19am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 6:29pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:16pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:34am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:48am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:46am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:51am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:51am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:51am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:27pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:27am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 4:30pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:34am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:35pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 5:26pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:51am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:50am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:59am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:51pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:51am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:35am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:51am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:51am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:19am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:59am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:27am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:27pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:27pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:29am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:37am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 9:15am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 10:09am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:39am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 12:13pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:53am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 7:55am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 10:34am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 1:03pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 6:30pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:54pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 10:17am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:22pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:24pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 3:46pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:35am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:24pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:36am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:45am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 9:47am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 3:46pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:47pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:40am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 10:52am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:27pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:38am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 7:55am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:27am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:36am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2024 @ 2:22pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2024 @ 7:48am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:39pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 7:53am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 7:42pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 7:55am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 7:55am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 7:55am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 7:55am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 7:55am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 7:55am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 7:55am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 7:55am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 7:55am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 10:35am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 10:35am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 7:11pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2024 @ 9:00am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 7:55am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 7:55am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 7:56am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 12:59pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 7:53am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 7:53am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 7:53am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 7:53am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 7:53am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:29am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:33am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:36am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:46am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 9:47am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 3:46pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 3:46pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 6:30pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 7:11pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2024 @ 3:52pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 7:53am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 10:16am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 3:50pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 7:53am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 7:53am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 7:56am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 5:49pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2024 @ 6:59pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:18am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 2:57pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 7:54am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 7:56am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 5:09pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 7:49pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 7:55am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 7:55am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 7:55am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 7:55am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 7:55am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 7:55am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 7:55am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 7:56am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:36am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 5:26pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 7:55am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 7:55am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 7:56am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 1:01pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 7:53am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 7:53am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 7:53am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:23am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:23am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:29am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:33am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:36am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:46am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 9:47am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 3:46pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 3:46pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 6:30pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 11:21am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 4:47pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 7:54am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 7:53am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 12:23pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2024 @ 3:52pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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