Daily PSA: Why You Should Not Have Sex with Gamers

📄💼 Listen up, everyone 😏✨—it’s time for your daily reminder to just say no 🔥 to hooking up with gamers 😈🔞. Sure, maybe they say all the right things in a text or seem confident 💪😏, but trust me, they’re not delivering on any satisfaction 💦🍆 where it matters. 😳💦

In the past 🖥️💋, I’ve taken on the noble cause of investigating 🍑✨, and the results are… not great 📊. These guys? Zero creativity 👅💼, low on engagement 📈, and absolutely not committed to the kind of hard work 🍑✨ it takes to please anyone else. 📦😏 Their stats in bed? Not even measurable 📊🤫. And their performance reviews? Grim 😤💪💦.

You want a partner who shows up fully committed 🛠️🤲 and doesn’t… underwhelm 🥵🍆. Gamers? They’re the “effortless” option in all the wrong ways 😌💦.

who asked

Why are chess fans obsessed with race?

"What should I do (I'm white)" Literally shut up, nobody asked which race you are, in my eyes it's irrelevant. The fact that race influences chess so much is a symptom of inherent systemic racism in the world.

If Andrew Tate thinks, I agree.🤔✅

If Andrew Tate speaks, I listen.🗣️👂

If Andrew Tate orders, I obey.🫡

If Andrew Tate has a million fans, I am one of them.🙋🙋‍♂️🙋

If Andrew Tate has one fan, I am that fan 🙋

If Andrew Tate has 0 fans , I’m dead😵❌

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