Daily PSA: Why You Should Not Have Sex with Gamers

📄💼 Listen up, everyone 😏✨—it’s time for your daily reminder to just say no 🔥 to hooking up with gamers 😈🔞. Sure, maybe they say all the right things in a text or seem confident 💪😏, but trust me, they’re not delivering on any satisfaction 💦🍆 where it matters. 😳💦

In the past 🖥️💋, I’ve taken on the noble cause of investigating 🍑✨, and the results are… not great 📊. These guys? Zero creativity 👅💼, low on engagement 📈, and absolutely not committed to the kind of hard work 🍑✨ it takes to please anyone else. 📦😏 Their stats in bed? Not even measurable 📊🤫. And their performance reviews? Grim 😤💪💦.

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Why are chess fans obsessed with race?

"What should I do (I'm white)" Literally shut up, nobody asked which race you are, in my eyes it's irrelevant. The fact that race influences chess so much is a symptom of inherent systemic racism in the world.

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If Andrew Tate speaks, I listen.🗣️👂

If Andrew Tate orders, I obey.🫡

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So you're going by "Zokos" now nerd? Haha whats up ♥♥♥♥♥♥ bag, it's Tanner from secondary school. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Stacy the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a 2019 BMW X5. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..

So you're going by "Zokos" now nerd? Haha whats up ♥♥♥♥♥♥ bag, it's Tanner from secondary school. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Stacy the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a 2019 BMW X5. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..

So you're going by "Zokos" now nerd? Haha whats up ♥♥♥♥♥♥ bag, it's Tanner from secondary school. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Stacy the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a 2019 BMW X5. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..

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Kim Yo Jong is beyond divine. I can’t help but drop to my knees in worship whenever I see her beautiful figure. I yearn for her in a way both primal and spiritual. I would commit more war crimes than every president in United States history just to lick the sweet, glistening sweat from her smooth, creamy skin. I want to listen to her moans as my manhood throbs within her, I want to hear her heart race as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in the holy sin of carnal union.

I want to suckle at her motherly bosom, slurping that rich juche milk from her teat as she gently strokes my raging erection. I would stir her velvety Korean cream into my coffee and let my balls boil in it. Her cries of pleasure and the rocking of our bed would be louder than the cacophony of ten thousand drone strikes. I would make love to her until my body gave out, and then some. I would let her break my rib cage with any part of her body. I would let her hit me with her car just to be near her for a brief moment.

She’s so perfect it hurts. Every moment without her I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously while drowning and also having shards of glass coated in hot sauce forced through every orifice of my body.
I want her, I need her. I want to desecrate her crisp general suit. I want to start a family with her and retire after our twenty seven children have grown up and moved out. I want to see those luscious lips speak such filthy, perverse words into my ear while she slides ice cubes down my gaping pisshole.

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Wat zyde gy tot my, gy kleine duyvelspecht? Ik beveel ge er kennis van te neemen dat ik met lof ende goedkeuring een kaapersbrief heb gehad van Willem van Oranje ende betrokken ben geweest by talryke geheyme offensieven tegen Alva en de zyne, en zelfstandig meer dan drie honderden Spanjolen heb omgelegd. Ik ben gehard by den Katergeuzen en ben den beste schutter onder den Nederlandsche vlag. Ge bent niet meer dan myn zoveelste doelwit. Ik zal u uyt myne gewest verwyderen met een nauwkeurigheid die de wereld nog nimmer aangechouwen had. Let op myn verdomde woorden! Gy denkt dat ge deze leuhgenpraat aan my kan verkoopen per postduyf? Gy had tweemaal moeten denken, cattengehspuys! In dezen tyd dat ik deze missive opstel, stuur ik opdracht naar myn geheymen samenstel van verspieders ende vloerduyven, verspreid door den Republiek der Zeven Verenigde Nederlanden en wordt dezen postduyf gevolgd, dus ge kunt zich maar beter voorbereiden op den storm, rabaut.

Den storm die het bedroevenden klyne ding dat gy uw leven noemt weg zal vaagen. Gy bent dood, kind. Ik kan overal, ten alle tyden zyn ende ik kan ge op zeven honderden wyzen doden, ende dat is slechts met myne bloten handen. Niet alleen zyt ik veelomvattend geoefend in den ongewapenden krygskunst, maar alsmede heb ik het voltallige arsenaal der watergeuzen ter myner beschikking ende ik zal dat benutten om uwer lamlendigen achtereinde van het vastenland te vagen, gy klynen schobbejak. Als gy had geweten wat voor eene goddelooze vergelding uw 'geestige' missive teweeg zou brengen, had ge misschien op uwen tong gebeten. Maar dat kon ge niet. Gy deed het niet ende nu zult ge de tol betalen, gy verdomde smeerkanis. Ik zal furie over u schyten en gy zult er in verzuypen. Ge zyt dood, hoerenzeune.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OVUupJ4iqQ

Jim Levenstein, Chris Ostreicher, Kevin Myers, Paul Finch en Steve Stifler zijn vijf bevriende scholieren in het laatste jaar middelbaar onderwijs. Steve geeft regelmatig feestjes in zijn huis wanneer zijn moeder niet thuis is. Steve is de enige van de groep die al seks heeft gehad. Nadat hun sukkelige klasgenoot Chuck Sherman beweert seks te hebben gehad tijdens een feestje van Steve, beslissen Jim, Chris, Kevin en Paul dat ze ontmaagd moeten zijn voor het einde van het schooljaar.

if you read this Zokos, I'm looking forward to playing with you again tomorrow :)

So. I was playing unranked and this kid on my team kept telling me that I was good. So he asked me if I wanted to play a 1v1 and ofc I said yes. We played a few games, and continued talking back and fourth (he's 11 btw). And then he started to tell me, that he was bullied a lot and didn't have any friends. And that he was scared to go to school, because the other kids were bullying him. So I told him, that he shouldn't listen to the other kids, even tho it's hard to ignore the hate you get. And he seemed so happy. So he send me a friend request. We're he told me, that he just wanted some friends to play the game with. And before I logged off. He wrote me one single line, that teared me up "thank you for wanting to play with me, even though I'm a little kid." I couldn't stop smiling. It's amazing, that games can bring people together like this. And please don't bully anyone. Also if you read this Zokos, I'm looking forward to playing with you again tomorrow :)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQMSkVDiEd0

Is this it, is this the end? What sequence of events have brought me to this point? What abhorrent circumstances lead me here? Is this the cruel, painful plan that was orchestrated by a malevolent deity? Who am I really? What purpose did I serve in this life that was granted to me? I suppose I'll never know. If this is what my life has lead up to, and if this is truly the end. Then I accept my fate.

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Hebde al overwogen om Zokosmonaut te worden?

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Wat zyde gy tot my, gy kleine duyvelspecht?

I have a math fetish. Nothing makes me hornier than calculus and statistics. This makes math class hard for me because I have to sit through the whole class with no way to relieve my urges. Instead of porn, I jerk off to my math textbook and my parents have noticed. They wish I would just watch porn like a normal child but I can't get off without thinking about math. My girlfriend left me because I would shout mathematical formulas during sex. This came to its worst today when my calc and stats teachers were having a discussion of the calculus of the normal curve and I had to excuse myself to the bathroom because I just couldn't handle it. It's ruining my education and my life.

Minecraft is the reason Gen Z is becoming so redpilled. Here's some fun things to think about:

Steve: A white male ubermensch who conquers nature and carves it into his own dominion. He builds beautiful structures and ingenious redstone technology.

Zombies: Represent the bugman. Slow, stupid, and outnumber Steve by 100 to 1. They have no ulterior motives beyond consumption.

Creepers: Represent muslims. Not only do they blow themselves up but they are also green which is a color strongly associated with Islam.

Enderman: A tall black man who steals ♥♥♥♥ and can't swim

Villagers: Big nosed merchants who live in the desert and have their hands constantly rubbed together

Notch saw that Sweden was getting cucked and made Minecraft in collaboration with Pewdiepie in an effort to redpill the Aryan youth

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