."?bobkaerf s'woh" deksa reven ev'yeht tub ,"?bobkaerf s'erehw" yas syawla yeht .heh .semit elpuoc a hhhu dloc neeb ev'i ,hhhu yhw s'taht .em no llot a gnikat s'ti dna ...rewsna t'nod yllausu elpoep .gnirewsna rof sknaht .bobkaerf s'ti ...nam yeh *gnir*

*ring* hey man... it's freakbob. thanks for answering. people usually don't answer... and it's taking a toll on me. that's why uhhh, i've been cold uhhh a couple times. heh. they always say "where's freakbob?", but they've never asked "how's freakbob?".

+rep nice and sweet yoichi good chases ggs wp

Well hello

that's too bad then !

and if u succeed how do i proc my fast heal or BT ? i'm loosing my time commin

damn so insecure you comment on my page, slippery meat exists for a reason 4head

-rep dont unhook yourself bc imma let u die on the hook idiot

hello otz this is friends

LETS GO! It's me dababy. I'm on my secret account and I need your social security number for a concert. HUH? YEAH YEAH!!!

goo goo gaga.. i want, i want milk

You're a gamer

nice ♥♥♥♥

Squigga Penibs

Open your ass

cutest

im sorry i had to add You your background is just Too Good <3

You're a chad

YEP COCK

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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Ok I ADMIT IT OK I LOVE YOU i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when I see you play with someone else i just want to be your boyfriend and have matching discord icons i want to play video games and talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i can't take it anymore i want to block you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER CONTACT ME AGAIN it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing you on discord would kill me everyday of my pathetic life

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naruto has summon you join in his ninja clan!! send this to 5 of your best friends to join in ninja clan and be top ninja in leaf town. only true ninja work with naruto and learn how to use double team. are you one of the ninja?

watermelon

Minecraft is based on racial stereotypes
Creepers: Represent muslims. Not only do they blow themselves up but they are also green, which is a color strongly associated with Islam.

Enderman: A tall, black man who steals ♥♥♥♥ and can't swim.

Villagers: Big nosed merchants who have their hands constantly rubbed together.

Also the play on the Mine Craft and Mein Kampf.

Notch knew what he was doing.

Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?" Contestant: "The penis" SH: "A WUH... HUH??" audience erupts into laughter Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself laughter gets even louder SH: O lordy... one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says... the board shows 100 for "penis" Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end

The worst thing has happened just yesterday.

I was sitting there in front of my PC, pants down, fapping to one of the hottest hentai pic I could've ever found on my hard disk, when my mother walked in.

Normally, I would've just tried to hide my erection by pulling my pants back up and pretending to do something else, preferably the least suspicious possible, but not then.

As I was nearing the end of my masturbatory session and couldn't hold it back anymore, I closed my eyes and let myself overwhelm to the orgasm just at the same moment she opened that damned door. I knew I should've locked it, but I believed nobody would've ever bothered entering without asking beforehand.

wow very cool gamer

wow very cool