*ring* hey man... it's freakbob. thanks for answering. people usually don't answer... and it's taking a toll on me. that's why uhhh, i've been cold uhhh a couple times. heh. they always say "where's freakbob?", but they've never asked "how's freakbob?".

The most important meal of the day, serving it up Gary's way-- pop!

Hello, hello? Hey, good job, night 5! Um hey, um, keep a close eye on things tonight, ok? Um, from what I understand, the building is on lock down, uh, no one is allowed in or out, y'know, especially concerning any...previous employees. Um, when we get it all sorted out, we may move you to the day shift, a position just became...available. Uh, we don't have a replacement for your shift yet, but we're working on it. We're going to try to contact the original restaurant owner. Uh, I think the name of the place was "Fredbear's Family Diner" or something like that. It's been closed for years though, I doubt we'll be able to track anybody down. Well, just get through one more night! Uh, hang in there! Goodnight!

So your best friend's a vegetable now
Blah, blah, blah
But you know what they say:
When life gives you potatoes, you make potato salad
And I've got just the recipe—
Hit it!
Buckle your pants, Buckle-buckle your pants
Pull up your socks and dance! (Wooh!)
Buck-buck, BAWK-BAWK, buckle your pants
Bucka-bucka-bucka-bucka buckle your pants!
Buckle your pants, Buckle-buckle your pants-
Hey! I said dance! (Yahoo!)
Buck-buck, BAWK-BAWK, buckle your pants
Bucka-bucka-bucka-bucka buckle your pants!
(Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, baw! Woo!)
Ladies! (Yeah?) Buckle your pants!
Gentlemen! (What? Yeah?) Buckle your pants!
Boys and girls of all ages! (Yeah-hee!)
Buckle your pants or they might fall down! (Hr-brr-brr-brr-brr!)
Hey you! Buckle your pants! (Buckle your pants!)
Yes you! Buckle your pants! (Brrucka-rucka-rucka-rucka)
Everybody! Buckle your pants!
But if you don't want to (NO!)
That's fine (WRONG!)

My mum (82F) told me (12M) to do the dishes (16) but I (12M) was too busy playing Fortnite (3 kills) so I (12M) grabbed my controller (DualShock 4) and threw it at her (138kph). She ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ died, and I (12M) went to prison (18 years). While in prison I (12M) incited several riots (3) and assumed leadership of a gang responsible for smuggling drugs (cocaine) into the country. I (12M) also ordered the assassination of several celebrities (Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley and Jeffrey Epstein) and planned a terrorist attack (9/11). Reddit, AITA?

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