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landed ship, entered building, found plastic fish :D, ran from spider, died to land mine, lost plastic fish :C

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[TL:DR i have gone thru hell trying to play the game again, last played in 2021, took a break and when i tried to come back, it has been stress and pain even attempting to play while going thru the slow "Support emails"]

Do not buy it on steam if you value actually playing on your account, For the last week i have been trying to regain access to my account cause it linked to another account for some reason, they told me they unlinked it and moved the account with the game on it to a email i game them, ended up checking the accounts and nothing was ever changed.

I thought everything was fixed at one point so i bought game time to see if i could log in and play with friends and that ended up being a false happiness, I spend a full week trying to get it fixed and i have spent money on a game that i will never be able to play, AT this point i highly recommend wither not buying it or buying it off the main site and not dealing with steam in the middle.

If you plan to comment anything about "Have you tried this or that" i have been thru several support agents at this point, each of them said they did something and from what i saw mogstation and or the main SE site, it appears they either did nothing or made it to where 2 emails control one account, I have been able to successfully login to the site using my account information and i can see the characters on my account thru the loadstone, but trying to log into the game from steam has been nothing but pain and will destroy anything you have left of your soul.

TL:DR Game really good, Small suggestions but over all 9/10 for how it sits now :D

-Personal Ideas
·Access to the Key Mapping is a good idea, it gives players a little more control over the game to fit them the best.

·Possible arcade/Score mode to have friends challenge each other skills and possibly retention of ammo to see who lasts the longest.

·This one is just a pitch but, Adding mod support would not only open the game to creative and crazy creations, but it could also bring a modding community together and start making things they all want to have/see in the game showing the idea of future updates for the game.

·Possible First Person mode, I understand the over shoulder view but i can see many users hoping for a First Person, If it does not get one i feel it will not effect the game at all as the game levels are clean and very well designed out, Not overly cluttered but not empty either.

Other than that i cant wait to see the games full release :D

[TL:DR: 6/10 Game is fun but has several bugs that seem to be common with many users.]


Since the day i bought the game i have put 50 hours into the game in roughly 4-5 days.

I have come across beautiful sights, stupid moments and clench filled moments but only a few things keep happening and i personally want to see fixed.

You get locked out of using Survivor sense, A few times i have been forced to restart game in order to get it to work, Other times i spammed crouch and block hoping it would allow the Sense to work, In some cases the game would pop up the message "Press [Q] to use SS" but when i would press the button it would not work, in some cases moments at a time.

The main part of the game is designed around parkour, When doing said parkour it was fun but many times i have come across moments when "Aiden" would not grab or climb things, and in some cases he would decided that he didn't like the thing he was climbing and jump off it falling to his death. I have changed many settings and have looked for ways to fix this but to no avail. I have also fallen thru some of the designed paths on the side of buildings due to the collision mesh didn't load in when i entered the area, Some may say its due to a slow HDD, I personally have the game on my SSD.

When fighting with renegades or the infected it would be in buildings a lot of the time and in said buildings you have furniture, I found myself getting stuck in the furniture not being able to attack and waiting for the game to allow me to move or at least get free of it, in some cases i have died.

My most recent play session in the game i had problems with NPC models not loading in or being stuck in a t-pose position, I noticed this only started happening for me after the recent update.

I saw what they have planned for the following months and cant wait to play it but i hope the problems i listed get fixed before the events and new DLC come out, as it would make it feel a little better.

Overall i personally would recommend the game to people but at the same time give them a cautious warning with that recommendation, due to what me and a few friends have ran into while playing the game. These moments have resulted in laughs, but they have also resulted stress/annoyance.

i broke a barrel then a doge attacked me :c

it may say i only have 3 hours but i have played this a lot in the pat on the Microsoft launcher, it is a good game and is fun to play, it is nice to play single player but you will not survive for long cause people will kill you over and over. its better with a friend or a few friends.

may not have more than 1.5 hours as of posting this but in the time i did play i did find that their are ways to bug the game in ways you can run and not make any sounds, Also the AI monster could use a little reworking to attack when within a short distance of the player, ive had the monster run up to me and give me a chest bump before the monster ran away singing gucci gang.

Their is only one map so it gets stale quickly more so when you learn their is a online map showing you the average loot spawns for locations.

Is this game stupid, Yes
Is this game funny? Yes
Is this game annoying? Yes
Is this game fun with friends? Yes
Is this game a game you should buy and play with friends, ♥♥♥♥ yes.
But is this game the game for playing a game of games on the night of games for that one game we all want to game with, That is up to you.

Rocket league is one of those games that you love to hate, You can sit back and have fun with friends or by yourself, Its not a game someone will pick up and instantly know what to do, it will take time to learn and get the hang of.
I have made it up to the rank Champion 3 and for a short time in Grand Champion but never really stayed in that rank,

Things i noticed and didn't like about the game in the time i played:

• i wish they had a better training set up for new players cause you are really just thrown into the game without much explanation and they want you to learn on your own.
  
  
• I wish psyonix would really step up the game on how they manage servers, The current ones are fine but they are really not well maintained, If you are in a game and someone joins lets just say i hope you dont mind the server dropping connections for a short time after that.
  
  
• Alt tabbing in other games has not been a problem but on Rocket League it seems to have a strange effect every now and then.
  
  
• The way ranking is handled is slightly annoying, Me and several of my friends have had the same complaint, We would be on a game win streak of 3+ games and when we finally lose one we would be punished hard for it and be de-ranked.

I will say the game is worth it as it is ever expanding and since Epic Game's has acquired ownership over Psyonix the game should continue to get better and can show potential for amazing things to come, I hope.