Meowsma
fnord
fnord
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15.5
Hours played
28
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Favorite Game
8.3
Hours played
15
Achievements
My BFG
This is my BFG. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My BFG is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

Without me, my BFG is useless. Without my BFG, I am useless. I must fire my BFG true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to frag me. I must frag them before they frag me. I will ...

My BFG and I know that what counts in war is not the cells we fire, the noise of our plasma ball, nor the rays we cast. We know that it is the frags that count. We will frag...

My BFG is human, even as I am human, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my BFG clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...

Before the Wraiths, I swear this creed. My BFG and I are the defenders of humanity. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviours of my life.

So be it, until victory belongs to humanity and there is no enemy, but peace!

RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT IS DONE.
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