Recent reviews by Master of Disaster

Like a glove!

You are playing a challenging and unforgiving game.

You will not be led by the hand.

Respect the woods. Be patient. Focus.

She agárrenlo my cógedlo until I muere.

In this game, you can single-handedly liberate entire cities and wipe out countless armies of orcs—only to die in seconds because a pack of wolfy boys decided you’d be their midnight snack.

Everybody gangsta until exploring Prypiat at night.

What are you doing in my swamp?

That Gloria Las Plagas must be really popular in Spain. Never heard of her, though. She seems to have such a dedicated crowd, people are literally losing their heads.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        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No gambling. No toxicity. No cheaters. Just men having the time of their lives.

A blast from the past.