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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 10:04am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 10:41am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 5:13pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 3:05am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 2:17am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 7:26am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 11:41am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 5:04am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 4:02am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 4:10am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 9:51am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 9:53am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 9:57am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 10:00am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 10:13am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 2:17am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 5:19am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 5:19am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 5:19am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 9:52am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 9:57am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 10:28am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 9:50am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 9:50am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 10:05am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 11:37am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 2:18am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 4:46pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 9:51am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 10:09am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 9:55am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 10:42am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 9:57am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 3:43pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 9:57am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 11:32am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 11:46am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 11:48am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 1:20am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 6:16am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 3:39am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 7:56am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 5:10am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 3:02am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 9:40am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:02am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:02am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 9:57am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 11:36am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 4:00am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 9:59am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 10:01am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 10:28am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 4:31pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 10:17am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 4:59am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 3:59pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 3:57pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 4:44pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 5:19am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 2:17am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 2:40am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 4:05am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 2:40am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:09am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 6:30pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 4:19pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 6:15am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 5:34am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 8:11am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 3:18am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 3:30am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 1:43am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 3:22am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 10:31am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 4:37pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 7:51am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 2:23am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 5:10am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 4:24am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 4:24am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 4:27am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 10:09am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 5:44am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 5:09am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 4:10am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 10:09am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 4:16am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 3:54am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:42am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:39am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:40am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 4:28pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 4:03am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 4:18am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 4:15am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 4:16am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 4:27am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 10:13am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 10:19am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 1:41am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 1:43am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 1:44am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 1:43am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 3:41pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 2:17am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 10:02am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 5:09am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 8:07am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 5:09am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 11:47am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 4:41am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 4:41am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 9:41am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 10:08am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:05am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:05am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 5:19am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 3:05am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 10:48am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 10:48am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:20am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 5:28am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 1:57am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 9:53am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 10:13am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 4:54pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 4:37pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 10:46am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 5:07am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 11:22am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 1:20am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 6:15am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 3:37am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 3:02am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 2:03pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 10:44am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 5:11am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 9:39am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 9:46am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 10:04am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 10:23am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:02am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:00am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 1:55am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 1:50am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:05am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:00am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:02am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:06am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:30am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:32am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:31am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:33am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:38am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:41am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 5:19am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 10:16am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 3:39am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 4:03am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 10:12am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 5:09am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 4:15am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 4:17am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 9:39am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 9:46am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:02am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 10:08am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:08am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 1:54am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 1:55am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:10am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:11am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 4:05am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 9:34am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 9:40am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 1:50am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 1:51am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:00am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:00am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:36am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:37am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 11:41am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 11:49am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 2:40am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 3:51am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 4:04am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 4:12am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 4:40am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 10:02am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 1:40am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:42am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 10:16am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 7:55am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 2:40am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:03am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:02am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:03am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:20am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 4:15am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 4:15am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 4:17am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 9:45am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 10:07am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:04am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:04am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:08am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:06am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:10am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:21am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:24am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 1:20am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 4:36pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 4:30am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 11:22am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 8:03am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 5:43am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 2:55am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 4:49am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 1:45am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 1:51am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 1:53am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:01am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:28am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:38am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:39am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 10:12am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 10:13am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:04am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:04am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:04am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:04am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:10am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:21am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:21am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:29am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:29am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:30am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:32am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:35am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:40am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:36am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:42am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:27am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:25am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:42am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:44am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:50am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:44am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:44am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 4:00am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 4:04am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 11 May, 2024 @ 7:50am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 11 May, 2024 @ 7:19am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 7:55am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 4:11am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 4:38am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:05am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:05am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:12am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:29am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:47am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 1:51am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:42am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 4:38am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:03am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:05am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:47am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:04am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:04am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:04am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:04am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:07am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:21am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:51am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:29am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:37am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:38am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:47am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:47am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:50am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:05am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:12am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:13am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:21am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:39am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:22am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:40am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:45am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:45am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:45am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 4:02am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 4:02am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 4:54am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:31am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:39am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:41am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:21am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:36am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:38am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:58am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 4:01am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 4:03am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 4:10am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 7:01am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:11am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:11am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 4:11am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 4:11am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 5:00am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:34am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:39am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 4:48am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 4:53am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 5:15am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 6:16am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:52am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:39am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:39am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:50am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:50am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:39am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:39am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:39am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:50am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:40am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 4:02am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 4:54am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 5:09am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 5:09am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 5:17am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 5:17am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 11:44am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 3:01am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 4:41am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:05am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:08am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:36am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:34am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:38am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:47am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 4:54am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 5:16am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 1:52am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:41am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 4:38am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:40am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 5:17am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:42am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 5:05am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 5:05am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 4:11am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 10:08am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:11am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:13am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:34am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:50am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:54am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 4:54am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 5:16am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 1:53am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:48am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 4:40am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:42am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 4:34am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 4:38am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 5:29am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 6:23am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 5:47am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 3:39am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 1:45am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 11 May, 2024 @ 7:48am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:01am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 4:53am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 5:04am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 5:15am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 2:04am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 2:04am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 9:40am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 4:02am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:48am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:42am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:42am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:49am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:49am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 4:38am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 4:04am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 4:02am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 5:17am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 5:17am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 5:17am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 5:17am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 5:17am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 6:24am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 2:09am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 10:16am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 5:21am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:48am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:49am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:53am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 4:03am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 4:38am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 5:42am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 5:17am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 5:18am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 1:43am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 1:43am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 4:23pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 4:23pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 7:21am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 2:08am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 4:00am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 9:41am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:05am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:11am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:41am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:35am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:50am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 4:48am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 5:16am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 6:23am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 4:27pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 2:13am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 1:57am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:34am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 4:53am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:04am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:39am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 10:30am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:39am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 5:53am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 2:33pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:47am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 9:52am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 9:57am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 9:50am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 10:04am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 10:04am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 10:04am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 4:29pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 4:47pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 4:10am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 10:07am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:00am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:36am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:40am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:39am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:53am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 4:54am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 5:22am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 6:23am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 2:10am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:00am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:34am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 4:53am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 4:02am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 4:38am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 4:55am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 4:56am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 5:42am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 5:42am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 4:24pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 4:23pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 4:23pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 4:26pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 2:09am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 2:09am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 2:13am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 1:50am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 2:09am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 May, 2024 @ 7:12am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 4:46am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 4:05am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 1:58am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 5:47am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 3:50pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 8:12am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 2:16am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 5:44am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 10:49am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 9:40am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 1:56am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:09am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:40am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:35am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:39am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 4:49am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 5:15am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 6:16am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:00am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:35am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 4:53am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 4:53am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 4:49am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 5:26am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 5:26am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 2:30pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 2:30pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 2:05am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 2:09am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 2:09am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 2:09am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 9:40am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 1:56am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 2:04am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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