I once saw the Slender Man, and as such I have been struggling with Slender Sickness, fortunately though, wouldn't ya know it, ho ho, I'm a survivor, I never give up. I would point out where he was, but then you, my loyal fans would also contract Slender Sickness.

Only in Cumbria oh oh

Happy New Year 2009 BLEEEEEEEEH XP MRRRRRP X3

"Nasty Thing (Noun): Anything or anyone that I happen to dislike, for any reason."

A lot of cute and/or hot girls have complimented my appearance, saying things like "♥♥♥♥ off", "Leave me alone", "As if", etc.

Biggest Hater on Earth (when I need to be)

Dog of the server

Some selected quotes about me, for your reading pleasure:
"Quite patterful" - LB
"Dog of the server (in a good way)" - LM
"You like Family Guy" - FR
"The Edging Memer" - JL
"Fine in small doses" - JS
"A laugh like" - LS
"This is where he meets his end (when I had my first ever anime pfp)" - AC
"Really good at insulting people" - Snith
"Not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ funny" - AD
"I can tell he drinks a lot" - PG
"Only online person I'd consider my friend" - JTJ
"You need to end your mouth" - Ross
"He's become a Sigma male" - LA
"You're unloved for a good reason, I'm unloved for a bad reason (the 100% correct reason)" - TR
"Well-behaving guest" - JL
“You look like a John” - Unknown