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Australia 
We at ASUS™ love to see open and enthusiastic online communities, so we thought that this profile deserves an award!
What are we giving away?
We at ASUS™ are giving away 10 ASUS™ NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3080 10GB TUF GAMING OC Ampere Graphics Cards to the winning users!
How do I enter?
You must then send us close-up videos of you slowly retracting your foreskin. These videos will then be provided to The Council and they will judge them based on:
• Length
• Girth
• Vein definition
• Texture and moisture of smegma
• Pubic upkeep
They will then choose 10 winners and they will be sent PMs on April 17th.
What if I am female or circumcised?
♥♥♥♥ off.
Good luck everyone, we look forward to your submissions!
My female friend was crying about how fat she was and I was trying to comfort her by telling her that she didn’t look that fat but she kept accusing me of lying to make her feel bad so I thought that saying “maybe your just a heckin chonker” would cheer her up and lighten the mood but she just looked at me and left. I hope she realised that I was only being nice and that she is being irrational.