Hello Lucky Participant

We at ASUS™ love to see open and enthusiastic online communities, so we thought that this profile deserves an award!

What are we giving away?
We at ASUS™ are giving away 10 ASUS™ NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3080 10GB TUF GAMING OC Ampere Graphics Cards to the winning users!

How do I enter?
You must then send us close-up videos of you slowly retracting your foreskin. These videos will then be provided to The Council and they will judge them based on:
• Length
• Girth
• Vein definition
• Texture and moisture of smegma
• Pubic upkeep

They will then choose 10 winners and they will be sent PMs on April 17th.

What if I am female or circumcised?
♥♥♥♥ off.
Good luck everyone, we look forward to your submissions!

Super idol AITA
I'm (22M) sitting in the classroom, enjoying life, and suddenly I hear "Super idol desha rong dome ni" with sneaky snitch playing in the background. I get so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ enraged, and yell "SHUT THE ♥♥♥♥ UP YOU SUSSY BAKA, VENT TO HELL!". The teacher (28F) yells at me to be quiet, but that just enrages me more. Like how can you even be accepting of such behavior? I pick up my chair and throw it violently her way, crushing her skull. Everyone starts celebrating me and they even make some calls to tell people about what I did, and how brave I was. People start running out to tell the world, and a couple minutes later the police arrive to congratulate me and give me a free apartment in an exclusive state-sponsored apartment complex.



Well, it seems like some people consider me an AH for this, which I don't really see why. Reddit, AITA?

+rep Australian Jihad member, he is professional sniper, one of the best in Oceania, last guy that he killed was Nick Martin

Took a woman with real big hips to birth this big sexy man. If only women thought the same way about him I do...

+rep big virgin

die