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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 2:02pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:13pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 8:18pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 5:15am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:27pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 8:44am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 6:52pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 3:48pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 8:18pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 6:08am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 8:29am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 8:29am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 8:29am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 8:18pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 8:45am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 8:45am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 8:18pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 8:18pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 7:15pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 6:51am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 7:15pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 8:18pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 3:48pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 8:19am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 8:46am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 7:39am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 7:39am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 7:39am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 7:38am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:22pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:32pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:35pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:32pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 7:57am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 8:18pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 8:18pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 2:16pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 9:17am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 5:03am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 8:29am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 5:15am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 2:44pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:22pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 9:21am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 8:18pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 8:45am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 8:38am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 8:25am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 2:45pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 2:45pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 6:19pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 8:18am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 8:18pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:29pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:30pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:30pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:36pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 9:17am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:22pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:35pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:51pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 8:18pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:13pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:26pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:27pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:31pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:32pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:32pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:34pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:35pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:35pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 6:50am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:36pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 8:45am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:26pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:26pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:29pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:29pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:33pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:33pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:36pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:44pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 8:19pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 9:17am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:20pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 3:23pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 5:24am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 8:45am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 6:18pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 7:23am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 8:45am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:29pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:28pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:30pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:31pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:36pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:38pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:39pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:49pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:50pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 8:29am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:26pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:39pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:36pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:36pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:38pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:38pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:58pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:13pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:13pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:35pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:36pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:38pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:38pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:50pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 8:44am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 8:44am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 8:45am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 2:45pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:02pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:12pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:13pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:24pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:27pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:34pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:27pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 8:44am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:48pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:36pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:36pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:44pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:36pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:36pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:36pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:36pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:36pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:38pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 9:31am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:36pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:38pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:38pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:38pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:48pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:50pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:39pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:39pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:36pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:36pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:48pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:49pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:50pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:50pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:51pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:57pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:48pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:59pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:52pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:59pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:59pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:59pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:59pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:59pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 4:47am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 8:21am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 11:49am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:21pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:24pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:35pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:35pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:00pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:39pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:39pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:39pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:48pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:48pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:48pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:49pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:51pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:00pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:51pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:57pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:57pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:00pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:48pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:48pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:59pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:59pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:59pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:00pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:09pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:12pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:54pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:54pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:05pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:05pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:52pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:02pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 7:34am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:52pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:59pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:56pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:57pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:00pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:01pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:01pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:10pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:10pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 8:44am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:22pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:30pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:35pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:51pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:00pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:00pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:10pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:35pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:51pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:59pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 6:37pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:16pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 7:07am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:36pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:36pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:38pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:51pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:00pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:09pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:12pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:18pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:10pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:11pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:14pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:59pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:59pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:59pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:00pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:11pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:10pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:14pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:15pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:02pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:02pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:11pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:11pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:11pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:11pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:15pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:14pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:36pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:10pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:58pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:51pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:36pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:14pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:18pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:55pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:55pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:55pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:37pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:38pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:51pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:00pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:14pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:38pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:59pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:10pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:02pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:11pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:11pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:15pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:15pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:18pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:35pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:18pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:18pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:30pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:24pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 7:06am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 2:00pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:16pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:59pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:10pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:11pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:11pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:11pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:15pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:15pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:13pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:38pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:18pm



Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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