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robotman5 29 Oct @ 6:53am 
it's been ages, how have ya been
Desert Rat 19 Nov, 2024 @ 5:57pm 
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD "HATE" WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
BeaMers 14 Jun, 2024 @ 8:06pm 
Harry’s penis was vibrating as though an electric charge was surging through it...

Your penis, Lucius. I require your penis.' Voldemort drew out his own penis and compared the lengths.

You talk about penises like they’ve got feelings,' said Harry, 'like they can think for themselves.

Harry's penis had still been in his hand when he’d jumped — it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils

Draco’s sleek, black penis. Identical to his father’s penis as far as Harry could remember.

There was a moment, in the graveyard, where Voldemort's penis and mine sort of...connected.

Snape lay panting on the ground. James and Sirius advanced on him, penises raised…

There was a lot more to magic, as Harry quickly found out, than waving your penis and saying a few funny words.


There will be no foolish penis-waving or silly incantations in this class.

It’s the way you’re moving your penis,' said Hermione, watching Ron
BeaMers 1 Jun, 2024 @ 4:42pm 
stoopid
Desert Rat 23 Mar, 2024 @ 8:46pm 
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Bubagunush 18 Nov, 2023 @ 6:35pm 
Waw. Waw nevew changes. The Womans waged waw to gathew swaves and weawth. Spain buiwt an empiwe fwom its wust fow gowd and tewwitowy. Hitwew shaped a battewed Gewmany into an economic supewpowew. But waw nevew changes.

In the 21st centuwy, waw was stiww waged ovew the wesouwces that couwd be acquiwed. Onwy this time, the spoiws of waw wewe awso its weapons: Petwoweum and Uwanium. Fow these wesouwces, China wouwd invade Awaska, the US wouwd annex Canada, and the Euwopean Commonweawth wouwd dissowve into quawwewing, bickewing nation-states, bent on contwowwing the wast wemaining wesouwces on Eawth.

In 2077, the stowm of wowwd waw had come again. In two bwief houws, most of the pwanet was weduced to cindews. And fwom the ashes of nucweaw devastation, a new civiwization wouwd stwuggwe to awise.
Desert Rat 1 Oct, 2022 @ 6:19pm 
BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL😉😉😊 ITS COCKTOBER 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁 AND IF YOU👈🏽 ARE GETTING THIS👇🏽😘 IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN 👻🎃 HOE😏😩👅💦 every year in Cocktober the jack o slut🎃 comes to life🙀😻🙌🏽👏👏🙌🏽 coming to harvest 🍁🍂🍃 his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN😏😏💥💥🎈🎂🎉 send this to 10 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK🎃👻👻 🎃 IF YOU GET 4 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT😋 IF YOU GET 6 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH ♥♥♥♥♥👄😍✨🔮 BUT IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR THE SPOOKIEST SLUT ON THE BLOCK😜💦⚰🎉🎉💯🎃 If you don’t send this to 1️⃣0️⃣other thots💁😩👄 you will get NO ♥♥♥♥ 👋 this COCKTOBER🎃😉😜
Bubagunush 21 May, 2022 @ 2:02pm 
whats your favorite minecraft block?
Desert Rat 14 Dec, 2021 @ 6:57pm 
" Among Us Promise "

I promise you, in full not part
That Among Us Creatures come first in my heart
Whether it be night or day
A game of Among Us, I'd love to play!

Repost this promise if you would drop everything to play a game of "Among Us" - no matter the costs.
Desert Rat 6 Dec, 2021 @ 12:26pm 
Not to be a freak, but ... just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive ... you start playing video games ... :steamthumbsup: Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.
Desert Rat 2 Dec, 2021 @ 9:50pm 
ˢₐʏ ₕᵉₗˡₒ ᵗₒ ᵗₕᵉ ᴬₗˡₑᵍᵣᵒ ₓ⁹ᴊ ᶜₒᵈₑ ⁿₐᵐₑ “ᴿₑᵈₑᵉₘᵉᵣ” ᵃₜ ᵗₕᵉ ᴹₐˢₒⁿ ₘᵒᴡᵉᵣ ₛᵏᵤⁿₖʷₒʳₖˢ ᶦₙˢᵢᵈₑ ᴹₒᵘₙᵗ ʜᵒₒᵈ. ⁷₃ ᵈₑᶜᵢᵇₑˡₛ ₒᶠ ₜʷᵢⁿ₋ᵇₐʳᵣᵉₗ ᶠₒᵘᵣ⁻ˢₜʳₒᵏₑ ʷₐʳ ᶜᵣʸ, ₐˡₗ ᵃₜ ᵃ ₚʳᵢᶜₑ ᴵ ᶜₐⁿ’ₜ ᵣᵉₐˡₗʸ ₐᶠғᵒᵣᵈ.
Bubagunush 28 Nov, 2021 @ 6:41pm 
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Desert Rat 1 Nov, 2021 @ 9:20pm 
Spanksgiving👋🏻🦃🌽 is right around the corner you dirty slut😈😏😛 R u a sexy lil pilgrim?😈🎩🏃 or a naked native¿¿👹😵✊This thanksgiving 👏🙏 make sure you stuff that 😻♥♥♥♥♥🙀🐱 right like a phat turkey🦃🍆😏and you sluts🙆🏼👅👄 make sure you give that🦃turkey🐔 a good👍🏼👌🏼ole jerky✊🏻 and get ready 🤗😎 to give😏🙄😘 OR receive😍😫 thanks🍑Send this text ❗️▶️ to the ten sluts😈😽💦you’re most thankful for! If not, you gon gain 30 pounds on thanksgiving 😳😱If you get 10 back😮🤔🤑 you are one baddd turkey stuffer🍆💦🌽
Desert Rat 30 Oct, 2021 @ 1:47pm 
BOO!!👻👺👻 Sorry did I scare you?🙃?🙃 it’s Cocktober 🍆😈🌚 u kno what that means SLUT-O-WEEN send this to 7 of ur sluttiest ghost👻 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🙎 if u get 7 back ur a slutty witch🔮 ♥♥♥♥♥ but if u get 10 back ur the spookiest slut on the block 🌚😈🔮💯 you’ve been visited by the thottie ghost‼🍑👹🍑‼ if u don’t send this to 🔟 other thots💁🏽😩💋 you will get NO ♥♥♥♥ 🙅🏽✋🏽👋🏽 this Halloween 🎃😜😉 💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN🎃🕸 HOES😙💅 ITS TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉♥♥♥♥♥😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 💏DRACULA💉 ♥♥♥♥🍆💦😫 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑COSTUMES👘👒 AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪 👀👅💦BEGGING😩 FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍
Bubagunush 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:48pm 
:GRKATANA::GRKATANA::GRKATANA: :GRKATANA::GRKATANA::GRKATANA:
Desert Rat 11 Aug, 2021 @ 10:38pm 
You There? Actually You Know What Nevermind ✌ I Got More Important Stuff To Take Care Of Anyway Maybe We Both Do But The Fact Of The Matter Is I Am Starting To Feel Ambient Electricity In My Fingertips After Reading Texts And Engaging With Other Peoples Minds Which Is Good For You Know What But Also Proof That It Is Literally Mind Over Matter ✌ I Follow Back
Desert Rat 13 Jun, 2021 @ 9:47am 
💩You've been pooped! If you read this, you WILL ♥♥♥♥ your pants in the next 24 hours UNLESS you send this to 5 of your closest friends (you cannot poop someone who's already pooped you!)💩
Desert Rat 28 Mar, 2021 @ 6:30pm 
It Be Like This Sometimes 😔For Real ✌️ It’s The Little Things That Count I Mean Don’t Get Me Wrong I’ve Had My Fair Share Of Mistakes But For Real Its A New Year And I Am Trying To Be Better I Am Reading More Articles And Getting My ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 4 Times A Week Or More I Used To Be In A Bad Way I Thought It Was Halloween But Turns Out It Hasn’t Been Halloween For 2 Years Puts Thing Into Perspective But I Dont Let It Define Me
Desert Rat 22 Mar, 2021 @ 7:28pm 
hehe what would happen if you looked down and saw me super tiny like just 3 inches tall on the floor at your feet in your bedroom? :P hehe just imagine. Be dark if you want it's just a fantasy :P Make it a detailed answer :P
Desert Rat 16 Feb, 2021 @ 10:02pm 
Well, Mango, under other circumstances I like to think we might have been able to yiff together in an atmosphere of mutual trust and respect. Certainly judging from your brief tenure on furaffinity, while I was its administrator, you showed every promise of becoming a valuable and productive member of the pack. And yet, I'm not sure what spurred you to it, but there is really no place in this wolf den for a rogue canine.

Your mentors are partly to blame, of course; my dissapointment in yiffboi69 and dad_weed is far greater than my sorrow over your unfortunate choice of pornographic comission. In a way I suppose you could not have done otherwise. Who knows what seeds of cummies they planted when you were young and gullible? But while they certainly share a great part of the responsibility, for the recent troubles, it is you alone who have chosen to act with such willful disregard for the pack.
Desert Rat 8 Jan, 2021 @ 4:53pm 
Man I tell you what 'bout there-that dang ol meaning o’life, man. It’s like this man. You’ like a butterfly flappin ‘is wings deep down in that forest man an’ it gonna cause a tree fall like five thousand miles away man. If-an ain’t no body see it nobody don-done-e’en know it happen, you know... iffa baby born into this world int’know neck god dang friends got no nothin but da go come into find out al' about em ol evil man. Man see like, you don even know man. When-ya'gon it’d like you born into this world man and you got, it’s like this: dust in the wind man, or like a dang ol’ candle in the wind man. You gon, it don' matter man it’s not the old oldies all th’ time man. You know what I think man? It’d like the the dang ol – I think therefore you are man.
Desert Rat 18 Dec, 2020 @ 12:24pm 
Glad you could make it, Uther.
Watch your tone with me, boy. You may be the prince, but I'm still your superior as a paladin.
As if I could forget. Listen, Uther, there's something about the plague you should know. Oh no. It's too late. These people have all been infected. They may look fine now, but it's a matter of time before they turn into the undead.
What?!
This entire city must be purged.
How can you even consider that? There's got to be some other way!
Damn it, Uther. As your future king, I order you to purge this city.
You are not my king yet, boy. Nor would I obey that command if you were!
Then I must consider this an act of treason.
Treason? Have you lost your mind, Arthas?
Have I? Lord Uther, by my right of succession and sovereignty of my crown, I hereby relieve you from your command and suspend your paladins from service.
Arthas, you can't just...
It's done! Those of you who have the will to save this land, follow me. The rest of you... get out of my sight.
Desert Rat 11 Nov, 2020 @ 9:31pm 
yarr....a pirate, and a girl? lifts eyepatch, eyes bulge out, my parrot squacks "Braaawwwk! Thar she blows!", i thump my pegleg on the ground like a horny rabbit, sound of a dock bell being rung as i sway from side, my pirate hat lifts a foot off my head, popeye theme plays, my tongue rolls out to reveal a picture of the jolly roger which proceeds to animate and wolf whistel yarr!!! my parrot knocks me on the head lile a woodpecker yar!! what ye be doin, polly? my parrot grabs mw by the collar with one wing and slaps me with the other yarr... i shake my head rapidly, regain my composure, adjust my pirate hat er...ye be lookin beautiful today, matey
Desert Rat 3 Aug, 2020 @ 9:17pm 
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Desert Rat 22 Jul, 2020 @ 9:50pm 
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QUIVERING CLIT
DOUBLE JOINTED ♥♥♥♥♥
FRESH BALLS
ELEGANT EJACULATION
FIRST THE KISS...
....THEN THE ♥♥♥
MY ♥♥♥♥ IS IN LOVE WITH PAIN
CO-OP ♥♥♥♥ TORTURE
STUFF MY ♥♥♥♥ INTO A FURNACE
STITCH MY ♥♥♥♥ SHUT
PRESSURE COOK MY GREASY BALLS
CUMBLAST ME
AND MAKE IT SNAPPY
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Desert Rat 11 Jul, 2020 @ 11:53pm 
Hey, I saw what you typed on my profile page and everything was written in English, why Americans expect foreigners to speak English all the time? At least you should have tried to use google translator to talk to girls, no repsect.
And I don't care if you are good at making sandwitches, anyway I only eat sushi, so you should be using better pick up lines. Also I only date "Korean guys." The profile photo you talked about is my Jungkook OPPA from BTS so maybe you like guys actually?
Desert Rat 11 Jul, 2020 @ 1:01am 
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are :^)
Nomad 8 Jul, 2020 @ 9:50pm 
:lilimok:
Desert Rat 1 Jul, 2020 @ 12:05pm 
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!
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WE DIE TOGETHER
Desert Rat 1 Jul, 2020 @ 12:03pm 
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Desert Rat 12 Jun, 2020 @ 7:34pm 
wallace and gromit
im gonna vomit
i got a glock with your name on it
pacific rim, on blu-ray
i might suck d1ck but im not gay
Desert Rat 10 Jun, 2020 @ 6:15pm 
[6:11 PM]
Desert Rat:
do you pour hot candle wax on your anus
Desert Rat 8 Apr, 2020 @ 7:01pm 
my name is yoshikage kira and im a weeb. i do no harm and only wish for the quiet life. but if anyone happens to get in my way. il use my weeb skins which have horrible side effects to your eye sight and hurt you. of couse i dont want to do that. have a good day.
Desert Rat 8 Apr, 2020 @ 6:57pm 
DOCTOR FREEMAN I REALIZE THIS MOMENT MAY NOT BE THE MOST CONVENIENT FOR A HEART-TO-HEART BUT I HAD TO WAIT UNTIL YOUR FRIENDS WERE OTHERWISE OCCUPIED THERE WAS A TIME THEY CARED NOTHING FOR MISS VANCE WHEN THEIR ONLY EXPERIENCE OF HUMANITY WAS A CROWBAR COMING AT THEM DOWN A STEEL CORRIDO WHEN I PLUCKED HER FROM BLACK MESA I ACTED IN THE FACE OF OBJECTIONS THAT SHE WAS A MERE CHILD AND OF NO PRACTICAL USE TO ANYONE I HAVE LEARNED TO IGNORE SUCH NAYSAYERS WHEN QUELLING THEM WAS OUT OF THE QUESTION STILL I AM NOT ONE TO SQUANDER MY INVESTMENTS AND I REMAIN CONFIDENT SHE WAS WORTH FAR MORE THAN THE INITIAL APPRAISAL THATS WHY I MUST NOW EXTRACT FROM YOU SOME SMALL REPAYMENT OWED FOR YOUR OWN SURVIVAL SEE HER SAFTELY TO WHITE FOREST DOCTOR FREEMAN I WISH I COULD DO MORE THAN KEEP AN EYE ON YOU BUT I HAVE AGREED TO ABIDE BY CERTAIN RESTRICTIONS
Desert Rat 10 Mar, 2020 @ 4:44pm 
You have been reported.

I am not a bot. I am a Volunteer Steam moderator. I do not have mod powers but my reports are taken seriously and those who get on my bad side tend to get banned in under 24 hours. I have numerous rules, which you may read on my steam profile, but 1 is the most important rule of all

- I am an officer in training, and I expect to be treated the same way I would be with my uniform and badge.

Watch your back and get used to this face kiddo, you'll be seeing a lot of it.
Desert Rat 17 Jan, 2020 @ 2:09pm 
snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
Desert Rat 30 Dec, 2019 @ 9:05pm 
wait, wait, wait... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! 0_0 Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.
Desert Rat 26 Dec, 2019 @ 1:30pm 
Okay kid. I don't want to get into a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ match here, but I'm actually an operator. Not tier 1, but an operator nonetheless (I've worked loss prevention and burglary interdiction at one of the largest shopping complexes in the midwest). Part of that job, to me, involved handling guns and being prepared to perform certain tactical maneuvers as required by the type of threat and the type of asset requiring protection. Even with the high level weapons training that I possess, I run into ignorant sheep like you all the time.
Desert Rat 4 Dec, 2019 @ 9:10pm 
+rep sold me a camera that only had 3 dicc piccs in it, better than the average I get from ebay sellers
Desert Rat 10 Sep, 2019 @ 9:16pm 
top 10 n words

number 10: negative
number 9: nevada
number 8: nissan
number 7: number
number 6: nine
number 5: no
number 4: nick
number 3: nigeria
number 2: noob
number 1: nice
honorable mention: ni-
Desert Rat 10 Sep, 2019 @ 9:14pm 
rep up thos wieners cos ur sure hungry for one BUTTSORE SADWITCH
first place in asp bergerrs
first plcea in faggorty
first place in GETING OWND BY ME
last place in penids size
can u b anny more anal hurt rigt now
confratulasons u ar the new WORLD BUTTHURPED CHAMPION
"i lik to eat dady's steemy legs of poop 4 lunsh n diner while jacling of to nautre" - u
MangoJuice 19 Jun, 2019 @ 9:15pm 
CAN ADMINS OF THIS FORUM DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?

A DRAGON FEMBOI HAS BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEMBERS, SENDING THEM ADORBALE PICTURES OF HIMSELF IN UNCONVENTIONAL POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HIS TEETH. HE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE 7+ IN EXCHANGE FOR FAVOURS.

I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE 6S AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH IT BECAUSE ITS SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON
Desert Rat 19 Jun, 2019 @ 9:10pm 
A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~
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Desert Rat 5 Nov, 2018 @ 7:17pm 
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Desert Rat 28 Jul, 2018 @ 11:31pm 
It has come to my attention that some have lately called me a gay trap ♥♥♥♥♥♥, as if such a term were shameful. I ask you, what greater endeavor exists than that of traps? In our current unparalleled enterprise, refusal to ♥♥♥♥ traps is simply a refusal to grow-- and insistence on suicide, if you will. Did the trap refuse anal? It did not. It reared boldly while its straight friends remained in the blackest bedroom abyss, with blued up balls forever staring at anime hentai, ignorant and doomed despite their eternal potentcy. Would we model ourselves on the heterosexual? It is futile to cry for big tiddie goth gf when our true sustenance awaits us among boi pucci. And only the universal union that small minds call "gay trap ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" can carry us there. Therefore I say yes, I am a trap ♥♥♥♥♥♥. We must all be trap ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, willingly, eagerly, if we expect to reap the benefits of cummies. And reap we shall...
Desert Rat 28 Jun, 2018 @ 10:58pm 
Here we go again, another ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ trying to tell me how to live my life. This MangoJuice ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on here, commenting on my Profile telling me that I'm making a big mistake by throwing away my college education just to, quote, "Roll around in crapped diapers and meddling in cheap and petty BDSM fetishes". Who the ♥♥♥♥ do you think you are saying this ♥♥♥♥, I swear to the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ heavens above if I knew where you were, I would come over, break my foot off in your ass and slice your damn throat. I have enough crap coming from my dad and grandmother about the way im living my life, so I don't need to hear it coming from some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ scumbag like you. There are two things you do not ♥♥♥♥ with when it comes to me, my friends and my lifestyle. You screw with either one of those things and you're gonna have one pissed off wolf on your ass.