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Your penis, Lucius. I require your penis.' Voldemort drew out his own penis and compared the lengths.
You talk about penises like they’ve got feelings,' said Harry, 'like they can think for themselves.
Harry's penis had still been in his hand when he’d jumped — it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils
Draco’s sleek, black penis. Identical to his father’s penis as far as Harry could remember.
There was a moment, in the graveyard, where Voldemort's penis and mine sort of...connected.
Snape lay panting on the ground. James and Sirius advanced on him, penises raised…
There was a lot more to magic, as Harry quickly found out, than waving your penis and saying a few funny words.
There will be no foolish penis-waving or silly incantations in this class.
It’s the way you’re moving your penis,' said Hermione, watching Ron
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That Among Us Creatures come first in my heart
Whether it be night or day
A game of Among Us, I'd love to play!
Repost this promise if you would drop everything to play a game of "Among Us" - no matter the costs.
Your mentors are partly to blame, of course; my dissapointment in yiffboi69 and dad_weed is far greater than my sorrow over your unfortunate choice of pornographic comission. In a way I suppose you could not have done otherwise. Who knows what seeds of cummies they planted when you were young and gullible? But while they certainly share a great part of the responsibility, for the recent troubles, it is you alone who have chosen to act with such willful disregard for the pack.
Watch your tone with me, boy. You may be the prince, but I'm still your superior as a paladin.
As if I could forget. Listen, Uther, there's something about the plague you should know. Oh no. It's too late. These people have all been infected. They may look fine now, but it's a matter of time before they turn into the undead.
What?!
This entire city must be purged.
How can you even consider that? There's got to be some other way!
Damn it, Uther. As your future king, I order you to purge this city.
You are not my king yet, boy. Nor would I obey that command if you were!
Then I must consider this an act of treason.
Treason? Have you lost your mind, Arthas?
Have I? Lord Uther, by my right of succession and sovereignty of my crown, I hereby relieve you from your command and suspend your paladins from service.
Arthas, you can't just...
It's done! Those of you who have the will to save this land, follow me. The rest of you... get out of my sight.
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Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are :^)
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