Mike Jordan of Jelqing
 
 
-Born to ♥♥♥♥, forced to wipe
- DS3 parry king
- #1 Harlow Harrison fan
- Washed up Bayonetta speedrunner
- Shattered Throne expert
-tiniest meat in the world
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I got this as a gift. best gift ever, it helped clear up my constipation b/c I LICHERALLY sharted myself. Freddy Fazballs ate my face like a bathsalts user. 10/10 would recommend
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j0sh 8 AGO 2024 a las 4:02 
It takes a real man to tell his boyfriends that he loves them
Mike Jordan of Jelqing 28 ABR 2023 a las 23:51 
V Take notes ladies this is how u make a man cream V
j0sh 28 ABR 2023 a las 21:13 
This man is a literal mountain of man muscle, which shakes the very core of the earth with each an every step taken. This very same man, whom is built like the statue of Michelangelo, yet has the beauty of the Mona Lisa, can make you bust a gut and a nut simultaneously.
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Sir, this is a Wendy's 10 JUN 2021 a las 22:33 
point blanked you with a shotgun and you took no damage. nice one pssie