Mike Jordan of Jelqing
 
 
-Born to ♥♥♥♥, forced to wipe
- DS3 parry king
- #1 Harlow Harrison fan
- Washed up Bayonetta speedrunner
- Shattered Throne expert
-tiniest meat in the world
For øyeblikket frakoblet
Anmeldelsesutstilling
I got this as a gift. best gift ever, it helped clear up my constipation b/c I LICHERALLY sharted myself. Freddy Fazballs ate my face like a bathsalts user. 10/10 would recommend
Kommentarer
j0sh 8. aug. 2024 kl. 4.02 
It takes a real man to tell his boyfriends that he loves them
Mike Jordan of Jelqing 28. apr. 2023 kl. 23.51 
V Take notes ladies this is how u make a man cream V
j0sh 28. apr. 2023 kl. 21.13 
This man is a literal mountain of man muscle, which shakes the very core of the earth with each an every step taken. This very same man, whom is built like the statue of Michelangelo, yet has the beauty of the Mona Lisa, can make you bust a gut and a nut simultaneously.
j0sh 27. apr. 2022 kl. 16.47 
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Sir, this is a Wendy's 10. juni 2021 kl. 22.33 
point blanked you with a shotgun and you took no damage. nice one pssie