Why do you choose to torture me like this?

❗️HEY❗️ all of you 😛 gobble 😛 gobble ♥♥♥♥♥♥❗️ it’s 🦃🍆♥♥♥♥♥-GIVING🍆🦃. 🚶🏻BOYS🚶🏻 time to pull out those huge ♥♥♥♥♥🌽 so all the pilgrim sluts can have a 😏feast😏 with your 💦GRAVY💦. we’re very very 🤗privileged🤗 to have this great nation 🇺🇸🌎 of ours, so we better take advantage of it 😂😛💘. so ladies, young and old 👧🏽👩🏿👵🏻take those big ol’ 🦃turkey BREASTS🦃out so we can get some fresh 🍼MILK🍼with all the stuffing we’ll be🍴feasting on🍴 . send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your best turkey sluts💇🏿👚 and you’ll get some sticky 🍰pudding pie🍰, send this to no one0️⃣, and the big turkey🦃👌🏻 ♥♥♥♥ won’t pull out 😱😰. have a festive and joyful 🦃🍆♥♥♥♥♥-GIVING🍆🦃 and be sure to wear protection😂💦- or don't😉👶🏾

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