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This game is like the Dark Souls of The Sims franchise.

It’s far from easy—there are countless mechanics to grasp before you can truly progress. However, once you’ve mastered the complexities and overcome the challenging situations, the sense of accomplishment is incredibly rewarding, and the fun really begins.

A truly outstanding game!

God of War is 90% yelling ‘BOY’ and 10% actually fighting gods. You throw your axe? ‘BOY!’ Climb a mountain? ‘BOY!’ Literally anything happens? ‘BOOOOY!’ It’s like Kratos forgot how to use any other word. 10/10, best parenting simulator where you bond with your son by grunting, fighting dragons, and shouting ‘BOY’ at least 50 times per hour. I’m pretty sure the final boss is just Kratos screaming ‘BOY’ louder than ever before

GTA V is basically life, but with more explosions and less consequences. You can rob a bank, steal a jet, then do yoga with your dysfunctional family—because why not? 10/10, would commit virtual crimes again.

You’re a tiny alien with a huge laser gun, zapping cows and melting humans like it’s your day job. The plot? Who cares, everything explodes. 10/10, best vacation simulator. Crypto’s got serious beef with Earth, and I’m here for it. Also, cows are involved, for some reason?

Overcooked 2 is basically a cooking simulator for people who have no idea what a kitchen is. You’re a chef… except your restaurant is on a hot air balloon, or in space, or maybe on the back of a runaway truck? Who even knows. You spend half the time chopping onions and the other half yelling at your friends because they’re on fire or throwing tomatoes into the void. It’s a culinary disaster, 10/10 would recommend. Honestly, I’m convinced this game was made by someone who’s never cooked but has definitely been in a food fight. Also, pro tip: if you scream ‘YEET’ every time you toss an ingredient, your dishes taste better. Chef Gordon Ramsay could never.

Saints Row IV is like a fever dream mixed with an alien invasion, topped with superpowers, and sprinkled with pure nonsense. You’re basically the President, flying around, punching aliens in the face, and using guns that defy all logic. It’s a solid 10/10 on the chaos scale. But let’s be real, the real reason I’m playing this game? Kinzie Kensington. Every mission is just a countdown to getting some alone time with her. I mean, saving the world is cool and all, but when Kinzie’s around, I’m just here for the real action. Game of the year, no question.

Okay, so imagine this: a gigantic dude, swinging a sword so big it could probably block out the sun. He’s twirling it like he’s in some kind of sword-fighting ballet, except with less grace and more random chaos. A perfect 10/10. And then, boom, there’s Cloud Strife—he’s there too, just standing in the corner, looking HOT. Like, distractingly hot. His hair defies gravity, his muscles are sending people to the hospital, and his sword? Yeah, it’s massive too. Honestly, not sure what’s happening anymore, but I love it.

I just want to be Wesker’s kitten

I just want to be Wesker’s kitten