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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:53pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:47pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:26am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:31am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 10:47am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 5:29am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 4:38pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 1:03am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 12:42am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:28pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:26pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:48am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:26am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:47am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:47am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:47am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 6:32am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:54am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:47am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:28pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:39pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 5:48am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:39pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:51am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 11:15am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:31am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 11:53am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 1:03am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 1:03am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 12:42am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:49pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:52pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 3:32pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 4:53am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:59am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 8:17am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 3:27am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 12:38pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 5:52am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 11:45am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 12:06pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:27am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:30am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 11:53am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 9:29am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 3:02pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 3:02pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 12:44am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 4:00am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:27am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 6:32am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:20am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 8:55am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 11:25am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 1:56am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 12:15am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 5:04am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 4:47am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 8:12am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 11:02pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 5:14am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 9:24am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 9:25am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 1:03am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 6:13am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:07am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:16am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:57am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 2:53am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 6:35am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 7:01am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 3:15pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 9:29am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:57pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 3:52pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:14pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 6:13am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 2:30am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 7:03am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 11:45am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 4:48pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 4:48pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 2:24am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 4:06am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 3:48am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 9:58am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 10:13am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2022 @ 3:19pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 9:12am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:35pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:34pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:31am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 5:04am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:54am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:18am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:31am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 3:49am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 5:03am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 6:56am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 1:40am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 9:48am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 10:21am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 11:37pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 11:39pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 11:53pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 1:41am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 2:16am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 1:34am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 7:10am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 11:17am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:47am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 9:54am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:20am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 4:48am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 9:50am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 1:56am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 5:03am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 2:29am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 7:03am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 10:00am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 3:43am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 11:29pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 4:47am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 12:15am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 2:30am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 10:26am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 10:16am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 2:12am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 1:26am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 12:57pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:43am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 4:17am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 1:29am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 2:19am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 1:58am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 5:06am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 9:46am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 12:02pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:09am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 7:03am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 10:07am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:34am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 10:55am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 2:00pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:37am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 9:54am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 2:24am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 12:20am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 3:39am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 7:03am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 12:44am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 11:21pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 2:12am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 9:51am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 4:47am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:26am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 6:34am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:47pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 11:15am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 8:42am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 12:45am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 9:48am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 11:58pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 1:24am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 5:54am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:35am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 4:01am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 7:45am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 10:20am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 11:59pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 9:55am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 11:21pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 12:06am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 3:30pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 7:09am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 9:49am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 7:27am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 5:45am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 12:18am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 2:48am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 5:06am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 7:09am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 1:46pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 4:18am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 2:49pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 4:12am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 11:31pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 1:32pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:15am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 7 May @ 5:42pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 4:00pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 6:57pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 11:33am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 9:27am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 3:38am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 1:03pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 1:49am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 7:15pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:05am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 7:10pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 5:56am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 3:15pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 5:03am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 2:30am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 5:45am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 7:45am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 3:05am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 9:48am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 2:28pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 3:39am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 3:43am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 9:18am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 10:20am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 11:46pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 3:44am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 2:16am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 12:06am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 1:26am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 8:55am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 10:07am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 4:10am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 8:07am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 9:55am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 9:51am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 4:47am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 7:09am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 7:10am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 9:01am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 8:23am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 1:19pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 9:32am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 8:43am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 7:43am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 6:52am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 10:50am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 8:23am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2022 @ 7:06am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 9:55am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 12:15am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 3:32am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 4:46pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 11:58pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 8:59am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 6:57am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 12:48am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 4:24am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:47am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 4:12am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 2:43am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 May, 2022 @ 1:27pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:30am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 8:08am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:11am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 1:27am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 8:18pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 12:19pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 7:09am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 4:46am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 8:43am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 12:42pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 10:52am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 6:52am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 9:48am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 9:02am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 8:23am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 6:10am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 2:51pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 1:11pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:27am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 4:17am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 5:03am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 7:03am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 3:43am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 12:06am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 2:59am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 5:54am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 8:23am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 2:52pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 1:46am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 8:22am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 9:32am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 9:01am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 8:23am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:07am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 7:10am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 12:15am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 6:57am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 9:55am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 3:38am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 12:44am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 2:16am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 7:10am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 9:09am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:42am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 10:24am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 11:45am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 2:48am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 10:04am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2022 @ 2:37pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 4:26am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:28pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 10:24am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 9:35am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 3:57am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 10:27am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 2:07am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:56am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 5:14pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 9:02am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 23 May, 2022 @ 3:52am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 1:08pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 4:56am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 5:40am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 9:51am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:21am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:00am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 5:00am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 7:30pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 10:17am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 11:57am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 6:11am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 7:09am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 10:06am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 4:10am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 9:48am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 12:43am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 3:03am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 5:51am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 8:01am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 1:41am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:42am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 2:17am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 8:05am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 1:08am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 9:11am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 8:51am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 7:57am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:58am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 2:45pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 6:21am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 8:23am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 6:10am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 6:43am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:42am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:05am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 9:04am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 9:11am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 1:19am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 3:57pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 2:30am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 11:45am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 1:03am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:14am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 11:45am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 11:02pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 4:47am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 10:07am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 8:42am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 8:08am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:11am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 8:54am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:03pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 5:24am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 3:51pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2022 @ 6:53am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2022 @ 2:38pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 12:45am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 7:10am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 2:00pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 12:06am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 1:49pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 5:11pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 6:29pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 4:32pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:30pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:26pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 6:32am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:48am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 16 May, 2022 @ 3:46am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 2:17pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:32pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:25pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:25pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:26pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:07am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 1:27am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 8:18pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:25pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 5:00am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:24pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:28pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 1:46am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:05am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:53am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 9:10am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 5:12am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 3:51am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 7:22am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 11:24am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:33pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 2:08am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:24pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:08pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 5:19am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 3:18am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 10:27am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 12:00am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 11:05pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 12:14am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 12:40am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:16pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 5:18am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:08pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 8:40am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:07pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:08pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:08pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:23pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 11:45am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:46am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 7:19am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 6:06am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:08pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:08pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:15pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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