I met a man not long ago, who fell out of the sky.
This man he was a hero and I'ma tell you why.
He wore sunglasses all day long, even in the dark,
and when it came to shooting aliens he always hit the mark!

He's an arbiter of justice, an ambassador of hope.
He's seen the Evil Dead films and he ain't affraid to quote.
He wanders through the city strees, his weapon by his side.
He's gonna make those alien bastards pay for shootin' up his ride!

He's the Duke!
An' he came here to kick ass and to chew gum!
He's the Duke!
He told us if we made it, we could "Come get some!"