I just want to live in a world where I can achieve the same level of sadness and despair as everyone else.

I would pay so much money to become a philanthropist billionaire

Have you ever woke up in the morning, hung over, just to see you purcased like 50 games? Yeah, me neither.

I got a story that rhymes with corgi, i got drunk and stumbled into an orgy.

The one thing I love about having fun, it never turns out the way its suppose to. - Csgo community 2015

Egotistical selfie to the left of this. 
Here is an egotistical description of myself. Here is everything I am proud of. 
This part is about how pro I am and how you need to get on my level. I am a very serious person so if you aren't clearly we can't talk because I don't want company that doesn't take games as seriously as I do. 
Here is some more things about myself that doesn't matter, but I feel I need to share. 
Here is a sentence where I tell you not to add me because I am clearly to popular to accept anymore friends into my life. Here is a sentence saying if you want to add me, just leave a message below saying why. 

Drive C: always smiles back at me. 
Drive D: on the other hand is always so appalled to see me.