Masa's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Apr @ 6:22am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Apr @ 7:37am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Apr @ 9:51am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Apr @ 5:36am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Apr @ 5:15am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Apr @ 11:23am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Apr @ 9:07am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 12:23am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 9:22am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 4:45am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 4:59am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 10:30am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 4:25am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 3 Apr @ 5:37am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Apr @ 5:44am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Apr @ 5:56am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Apr @ 6:18am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Apr @ 6:43am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Apr @ 12:34am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Apr @ 6:32am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:00am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Apr @ 9:56am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Apr @ 9:07am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 11:37am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 11:37am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 11:37am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 7:37am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Apr @ 8:14am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Apr @ 8:15am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Apr @ 12:48pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Apr @ 3:15am

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 3 Apr @ 5:36am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Apr @ 5:36am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Apr @ 6:22am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Apr @ 9:58am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 2:34am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 12:26pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 3 Apr @ 5:37am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Apr @ 6:37am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Apr @ 12:53am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 3 Apr @ 5:53am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 3 Apr @ 7:19am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 4 Apr @ 3:49am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 3 Apr @ 6:57am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 4 Apr @ 1:08am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 5 Apr @ 1:07pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 3 Apr @ 6:18am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 3 Apr @ 9:51am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 4 Apr @ 1:03pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 5 Apr @ 5:48am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:35am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 4:01am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 6 Apr @ 12:35am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 2:34am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 4:27am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 6 Apr @ 8:45am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 12:47am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 5:07am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 7 Apr @ 5:31am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 5:46am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 5:18am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 12:22pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 12:35pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 12:37pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 3 Apr @ 6:57am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 3 Apr @ 12:48pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 4 Apr @ 5:01am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 6 Apr @ 4:20am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 3 Apr @ 6:20am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 4 Apr @ 3:49am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 3 Apr @ 7:16am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 4 Apr @ 3:15am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:26am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 5 Apr @ 6:00am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 12:50pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 7:39am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:12am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 11:30am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:35am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 3:56am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 12 May @ 12:58am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 11:37am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 5:42am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:41am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 6:56am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 3:56am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 6:09am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked 25 May @ 9:20am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 5 Apr @ 6:00am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Apr @ 12:50pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 4:51am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 12:09pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 1:28am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 12:50pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 11:20am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 3:44am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 1:19am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 1:21am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 2:43am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 1:21am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 4:03am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 9:34am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 7 Apr @ 5:23am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 4:59am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 2:24am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 3:51am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 7:16am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 7:16am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 9:21am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 12:35pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 5:14am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 11:20am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 10:30am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 12:35pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 10:30am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 6:37am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 1:20am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 4:53am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 11:28am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 6:06am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 6 Apr @ 11:23am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 7:31am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 2:01am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 8:16am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 2:14am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 2:53am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 8:42am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 9:34am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 10:00am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 11:17am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 1:53pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 2:07pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 6 Apr @ 8:45am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 4:16am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 6:14am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 10:17am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 7:39am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 4:01am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 4:39am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 4:22am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 3:51am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 7:16am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 7:16am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 9:21am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 1:59pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 3:39pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 11:37am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 11:12am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 12:50pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 12:50pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 5:11am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 4:59am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 6:08am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 7:01am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 9:57am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 5 Apr @ 12:50pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 3 Apr @ 8:11am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 4 Apr @ 6:32am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 7 Apr @ 5:23am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 4:53am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 4:53am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 4 Apr @ 12:31am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:00am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:48pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 5:17am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 5:17am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 4 Apr @ 5:01am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Apr @ 1:24am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:25am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 8:16am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 8:16am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 4:03am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 6:13am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 6:58am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 1:49pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 2:30am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 3:21am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 5:15am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 5:17am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 5:23am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 5:28am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 5:30am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 6:07am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 6:21am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 5:59am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 6:20am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 6:30am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 7:19am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 11:37am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 6:05am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 7:42am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 10:46am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 6:36am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 11:43am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 7:21am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 3:57am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 7:16am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 8:43am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 10:11am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 2:12pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 12:08am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 2:31am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 4:56am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 6:04am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 6:28am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 7:01am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 2:04am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 8:42am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 9:50am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 3:10pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 11:23pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 4:41am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 6:07am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 6:30am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 9:25am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 5:14am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 1:54am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 10:08am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 4:39am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 5:00am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 1:10am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 1:50am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 6:13am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 7:16am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 9:34am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 1:34pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 5:51am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:25am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 9:22am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 10:08am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 6:02am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 2:08am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 11:43am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 10:25am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 7:21am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 3:57am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 7:16am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 8:43am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 10:11am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 2:12pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 12:08am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 2:31am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 4:56am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 6:04am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 6:28am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 7:01am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 4 Apr @ 8:03am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 4 Apr @ 8:03am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 8:42am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 11:59pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 29 Apr @ 4:43am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 8:03pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 23 Apr @ 3:00am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 16 Apr @ 5:18am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 10:52pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 2:40pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 2:03am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 3:45am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 5:32am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 6:09am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 11:40am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 12:14am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 3:28pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 12:38am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 2:44am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 4:56am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 6:11am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 6:31am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 7:20am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 10:56am

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 11:13am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 1:26am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 1:33am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 2:10am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 6:18am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 1:25am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 6:30am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 6:24am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 8:30am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 11:30am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 11:11am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 1:26am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 4:17am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 10:54am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 3:01am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 4:17am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 11:07am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 11:12am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked 29 Jun @ 11:00pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Aug @ 6:27am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked 24 Jun @ 10:21am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 2:52am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 15 Apr @ 3:31am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Unlocked 14 May @ 11:50pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 1:25am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 5:10am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 4:05am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 2:08am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 2:08am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 9:48am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 9:48am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 4:27am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 2:27pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 10:44am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 11:40am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 4:59am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 11:43am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 6:25am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 6:25am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 3:28pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 12:38am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 2:44am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 4:56am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 6:11am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 6:31am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 7:20am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 10:56am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 11:13am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 1:26am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 1:33am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 2:10am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 4:27am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 6:38am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 7:20am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 11:00am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 1:26am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 1:26am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 1:38am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 2:25am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 11:04am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 11:27am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 10:17pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 15 Apr @ 12:17pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 17 Apr @ 11:43pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 20 Apr @ 12:15pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 10:32am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 10:33am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 10:35am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 11:03am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 2:09am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 4:07am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 11:32am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 10:15pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 6:23am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 8:42am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 23 Apr @ 4:08am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 27 May @ 2:46am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked 14 Jun @ 1:43am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Unlocked 25 May @ 1:20am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Unlocked 14 Jun @ 1:40am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 10:25am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 6:02am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 6:02am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 20 Apr @ 4:46am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 21 Apr @ 3:32am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 1:26am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 4:07am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 17 Apr @ 5:08am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 20 Apr @ 12:15pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 21 Apr @ 3:24am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 21 Apr @ 6:16am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 8:40am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 6 May @ 8:40am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked 20 Apr @ 1:12pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 1:26am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 1:33am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 6:38am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 7:20am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 11:00am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 1:26am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 1:26am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 1:38am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 2:25am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 11:04am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 11:27am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 10:17pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 15 Apr @ 12:17pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 17 Apr @ 11:43pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 20 Apr @ 12:15pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 7:39am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 7:21am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 6:57am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 2:44am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 2:44am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 11:03am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 11:03am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 11:04am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 11:04am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 20 Apr @ 11:47pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 20 Apr @ 11:47pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 2:47pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 10:59am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 11:54am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 10:46am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Apr @ 4:13am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 1:38am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 4:46am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 20 Apr @ 9:11am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 5:49am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 6:31am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 9:51am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 6:25am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 6:25am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 1:26am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 1:26am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 15 Apr @ 3:31am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 15 Apr @ 3:31am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 21 Apr @ 5:14am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 21 Apr @ 5:14am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 3:19pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 1:12pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 10:34pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 10:47am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 11:04am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 20 Apr @ 9:11am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Apr @ 4:43am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 22 Apr @ 12:47am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 23 Apr @ 11:39am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 21 Apr @ 7:27am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 1:42am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 25 Apr @ 5:44am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 20 Apr @ 1:14pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 21 Apr @ 7:23am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 12:21pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked 28 May @ 1:15pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 21 Apr @ 1:58am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 21 Apr @ 1:59am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:03pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 6:10am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked 17 Jul @ 4:50am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 20 Apr @ 12:49pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Apr @ 3:37am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Apr @ 3:53am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 25 Apr @ 5:44am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Apr @ 10:40am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 May @ 1:14pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 10:56am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 10:17pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 1:33am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 2:10am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 2:25am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 11:04am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 11:48am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 15 Apr @ 12:45am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 15 Apr @ 10:51am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 18 Apr @ 9:21pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 20 Apr @ 1:10pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 21 Apr @ 2:33am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 21 Apr @ 4:41am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 21 Apr @ 6:32am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 21 Apr @ 7:23am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 23 Apr @ 12:49am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 23 Apr @ 4:08am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 12:21pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 6:09am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 21 Apr @ 4:41am

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 2:10am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 2:25am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 11:04am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 11:48am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 15 Apr @ 12:45am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 15 Apr @ 10:51am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 18 Apr @ 9:21pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 20 Apr @ 1:10pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 21 Apr @ 2:33am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 21 Apr @ 4:41am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 21 Apr @ 6:32am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 22 Apr @ 12:49am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 23 Apr @ 12:49am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 8:16am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 29 Apr @ 8:34am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 6:18am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 8:49am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 11:14pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 7:20am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 7:20am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 2:10am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 2:10am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 20 Apr @ 9:21am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 20 Apr @ 9:21am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 21 Apr @ 7:23am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 22 Apr @ 7:40am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 28 Apr @ 7:47am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 7:40am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 12:05am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 1:12pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 17 Apr @ 2:24am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 2:44am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 1:26am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 12:35pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 7:02am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Apr @ 5:13am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 23 Apr @ 12:39am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 4:57am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jun @ 9:43am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Aug @ 2:28am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Unlocked 6 May @ 2:16pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Apr @ 5:40am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Apr @ 6:02am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Apr @ 5:36am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 7:37am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 11:33am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 11:33am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 12:36pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 13 May @ 1:49am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 6:11am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.

Unlocked 20 Apr @ 9:11am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.

Unlocked 23 May @ 5:51am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.

Unlocked 13 Jun @ 10:14am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.

Unlocked 25 May @ 9:20am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).

Unlocked 21 May @ 12:15am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 17 Aug @ 1:18am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 6:08am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 8:37am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 2:40pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 3:37am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 8:31am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 11:26am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 4:51am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 11:04am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 21 Apr @ 2:00am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 21 Apr @ 2:00am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 23 Apr @ 4:10am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 25 Apr @ 2:51am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 6:51am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 8 Aug @ 3:02am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 2:33am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 1:47pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 17 Apr @ 5:08am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 15 Apr @ 3:53am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 16 Apr @ 10:38am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 20 Apr @ 1:07pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 20 Apr @ 1:14pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 21 Apr @ 4:21am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 21 Apr @ 4:59am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 21 Apr @ 7:07am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 22 Apr @ 7:40am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 23 Apr @ 4:10am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 12:21pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 12:22pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 12:47pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 26 Apr @ 2:25pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 10 May @ 3:47pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 12 May @ 9:55am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 23 Jun @ 11:48am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 2:03am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 12:46am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 23 May @ 5:53am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 1:31am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 15 Apr @ 12:33pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 20 Apr @ 1:08pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 8:40am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 25 May @ 11:30am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 17 Jul @ 10:23am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 21 Apr @ 3:32am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Unlocked 25 Apr @ 10:43am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Sep @ 12:27pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 12:50pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 1:29am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 25 May @ 1:25am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Unlocked 16 Apr @ 10:38am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 1:55am

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 12:22pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 2:26am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 6:09am

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 11:28am

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 1:20am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 5:51am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 10:52pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 21 Apr @ 3:24am

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 21 Apr @ 6:16am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 8:40am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked 6 May @ 8:40am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Unlocked 17 Jul @ 4:50am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 3:44am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 1:17am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 18 Apr @ 11:49am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 15 Apr @ 3:53am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 16 Apr @ 10:38am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 20 Apr @ 1:07pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 20 Apr @ 1:14pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 21 Apr @ 4:21am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked 21 Apr @ 4:59am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 21 Apr @ 7:07am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked 22 Apr @ 7:40am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 4:57am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked 26 Apr @ 6:05am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked 28 Apr @ 2:55am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 10 May @ 1:55am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked 29 May @ 10:50am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Unlocked 21 Jun @ 1:05am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Unlocked 26 Jul @ 2:30am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Unlocked 21 Apr @ 3:32am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 9:02am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 3:36am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 4:44am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

Unlocked 11 Sep @ 10:05am