Recente recensies door Luna 🌙✨

TELL ME WHYYYY
AINT NOTHING BUT A HEARTACHEEE
TELL ME WHYYYYY
AINT NOTHING BUT A MISTAKEEEE

NOW NUMBER FIVE

I NEVER WANNA HEAR YOU SAY
I WANT IT THAT WAY
😭🕺

Step 1: Be hit with an amazing story idea.
Step 2: Spend hours making game maps using the stock assets.
Step 3: Download Metroid Prime music off of youtube to use as placeholders in game that no one will ever play.
Step 4: Spend hours writing the dialogue for the game's intro.
Step 5: Notice that it's three in the morning and go to bed.
Step 6: Take a break to play actual video games and/or have a life.
Step 7: Six days later, realize that your premise was never good to begin with because you don't want to playtest a five minute generic RPG-maker game in which their """""custom character""""" fights easy bosses drawn in MS paint just to have some generic RPG-maker asset spout badly-spelled pseudo-political platitudes at you that would make Kojima roll his eyes in dismissal.
Step 8: Abandon the Project.
Step 9: Be sad about abandoning the project.
Step 10: Repeat steps 1-9 forever because you're not a professional game designer but at the same time too stubborn to quit :(

10/10 would cry myself to sleep again.

Whilst playing the game my partner started watching me play.

Partner: That looks really nice, but where is everyone?
Me: I don't know
Partner: But what is the story?
Me: I don't know
Partner: What are you trying to do?
Me: I don't know
Partner: Where are you going?
Me: I don't know
Partner: Well it looks really nice
Me: I know

What I learned
Cats sleep a lot
Our Earth is pretty old
Buying a bong for a drug addict is romantic
Giving fairly racist items to the appropriate race is "sexy"
Asking for a person's cup size makes them attracted to you
Fairies are real
Oranges cost $600

Being asked "What the hell are you playing?" is normal.

I love it.

I don't wanna be an anime girl anymore, I just wanna be happy.

Another cellphone game with A,B,C,D,E,F...Z coins.

Log every day to get coins
Do your daily to get coins
Get coins
Get more coins
Pay monthly to get more coins
Buy pass to get more coins
Trade coin A to get more coins B
Share on social to get more coins
Share your email to get another coins

If you like coins, its your game.

Slowly getting better with every patch
Nobody is going to read this anyways, so i'll say that i'm lesbian

The game is actually good, i really enjoy the game, i love the live of being streamer, W Developer. But, There is one problem, if from computer, and then we go immediately to the door, the game suddenly crash. I don't know it is only my computer or not, i hope it can fix, but once again, what very good game. 5 Stars from me and i recommend to buy!

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☐ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☑ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☑ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☑ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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