Recent reviews by ChaseMe

I bought this game, hoping to play split-screen with my mudder buddies. Only to find out that the trailer lied to us and there isn't even dag gung split-screen. This dung dun pissed me and my mudder buddies off. We would've complained, but we ain't like that. We just went on with our mudder lives and prepared our ATVs for the next race. Seriously though, we could've bought a choocher instead of this game if we had known there wasn't no dung dang split-screen on this doom damn game.

Old school RCT feel, but modernized.

no

As a farmer, this game is a disgrace. Absolutely pathetic. I came in after a hard days work in the fields only to find this game had just came out and everyone was excited about it. So I purchased it, hoping I could relax after a hard days work on the farm and farm some more. After only 4 hours, I realized that the farming in the game was very unrealistic and silly. I couldn't even expand my farm to the size of an ant hill. The game felt as if it was made for a kids learning tablet. I was so offended I had to call the USDA to report the game. I felt as if it wasn't legal to represent the sport of farming in such a negative way.

Don't buy this game.
Buy Farming Simulator.

One of the greatest story games ever made.

Well I thought this game was supposed to be good, boy was I wrong.
Stick to Hearthstone if you want good gameplay.

Parkitect and Planet Coaster. Enough said.

After purchasing this game and playing it for less than half an hour I have already broke my brand new mouse and punched a hole in my monitor. There are even disappearing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ floors on the LEVEL SELECTOR. I failed the level selector 5 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ times before I could finally start another impossible level that will cause all of my remaining sanity to disappear. I bought this for my friend, who has depression issues, this game actually drove him so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ insane he made a noose out of his mouse cord. My final time played is 50 minutes, every minute felt as if it dragged on into eternity. I almost made myself lose vision in one of my eyes by clawing it out of frustration. I would not even recommend gifting this game to your greatest enemy, I wouldn't wish a minute of this game on anybody. I do, however, recommend a special edition of the game that comes with a shotgun with shells already loaded to help end the pain of this game. So not only do I feel robbed of 29 cents, but I feel robbed of my sanity and almost my life. The developers should be sued for torture, attempted murder and robbery.

NO, I DO NOT HAVE 400+ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HOURS ON THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME, DAYBREAK. I HAD 400+ HOURS ON BATTLE ROYALE, GET THIS DISGUSTING ♥♥♥♥ OUT OF MY LIBRARY YOU SLIMY SEA SNAKE KEEPING ♥♥♥♥♥.

I decided I would do a review on this game but it took me 30 minutes to find the right game due to it being hidden under piles of other irrelevant Tom Clancy games. Here is my main problem: I played MAYBE 3 hours on this game and do you see my time played? DO YOU SEE IT? The games client won't close unless you restart your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PC. And this makes me so pissed off that I could ♥♥♥♥ out a peach. So I now look like a first person shooter fan with 700 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hours on this pay-to-win game when in reality I hate first person shooters and only have 3ish.