Recent reviews by Captain Ahab

Update changed how parrying works and it feels unreliable rather than something I'm failing to do. If it actually felt like i was messing up my parries rather than them just not working I could live with it. But right now?... damn.

I got told i was the scariest thing someone had experienced ingame :)

Australian Hunting Simulator 23rd Century.

I was unbelievably hyped for this project.

Its good, its really good don't get me wrong but alot of it just doesn't work for me. The airboat section, the convoluted reloading system, the ui, even some of the movement.

LADDERS. The ladders are by far the worse thing I have come across. They have weird physics that make it a pain to even get onto the ladder, let alone stay on it. Most of the time I have to jump to get onto the ladder, but when i'm on the ladder, the jump is input twice and it kicks me off. I've tried every mode for the ladder accessibility and they all just do not work for me. If there was a system to get the ladders to 'work' like elevators I would be ecstatic. Picking an up or down arrow and being teleported to the location.

RELOADING. Whenever I reload I typically grab the magazine as it drops from the gun to save myself the effort of searching for it. But when you're on maximum ammo that magazine just disappears with the ammo in it. This isn't really a big problem, and its one I can live with but it just bothers me. If there was some sort of temporary ammo holding system that'd be great. (IE: gaining the amount of ammunition left in the magazine as overfill. Yes it could probably be exploited to gain 'infinite' ammo but I'm also sure that someone much smarter than me could figure out how to stop that.)

WEAPON SWAPPING. The weapon swapping ui looks really good but I don't like having to physically move my hand to swap weapons. If i'm already fighting something its hard for me to have to stop focusing on them to focus on whatever weapon I'm using. If I was able to just hold the menu down and use the thumbstick like a dial it'd be alot easier.

CROUCHING. Crouching is a toggle.

why.

I love it to death but I'm not going to be able to continue playing it in its current state. But I really do recommend it, even if I have issues with it. If there's solutions to the problems I'm having please let me know, I haven't touched the settings since the release so I'm not sure if theres solutions already implemented..

Zero caliber is fun, i'll give it that, but it runs out really quickly. The ai is atrocious and each fight just feels generic, there's no moving between cover, its just sitting behind one block because the second you try to move the enemy guns you down, which stuns you and slows you. Your teammates get stuck often and it results in you just having to do levels by yourself. It doesn't feel 'tactical' when your enemies know where you are and can shoot you dead on from any range.

If you decide to get this game, play it for an hour and a half then refund it, its just not worth the full time.

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This scares me more than any horror game ever will.

wow this john halo guy is really cool, i sure hope he gets all 177 chefs he's talking about!

Among Us freeplay mode.

Humanity is Dead.
Blood is Fuel.
Hell is full.

And my rage, is endless.

Minos absolutely kicked my ass yet i still had fun 13.8/10 would lose the fight again.