"Set us down. I'm bored and I want to shoot something."

"You earn the suit through acts of bravery. This is an act of bravery."

"See anything? What's the problem, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?"

"Oh, ♥♥♥♥! Oh, ♥♥♥♥. Bear!"

"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! ♥♥♥♥! ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥! Oh, ♥♥♥♥! No, no, no, no! ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥! ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥!"

"This wasteland ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks. The clerics, too. With their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Sending me on stupid missions for remnants that turn out to be... ...a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ toaster oven. You know what you could do with a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ toaster oven? Do you have any idea?"

"What the ♥♥♥♥ are you doing, man? Can you get me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stimpak instead of just standing there? I’m asking you for a stimpak and you’re looking at me… you’re looking at me like you don’t know what the ♥♥♥♥ to do. I got a two-ton irradiated bear on my back, and you're standing there... You stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, you know this is all your fault."

"You know what they do to squires that don’t do their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ job? They string you up… Maximus, by your, uh, lungs, and they, uh, they hang you… and let the vultures come get you. That’s what they’re gonna do to you."