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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:57pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:40am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 4:38pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:23am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:44pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:08am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:04am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:46pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 5:06am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:23am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 7:59am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:23am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:02pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:21pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 5:11pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:40am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:13pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 4:50pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 4:50pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:40am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:12pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:45am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:13pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:51pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:06am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 5:35pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:31am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:18pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:26pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:05am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:08am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:40am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:07am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:44am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:28am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:41am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:42am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:17am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 4:47pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:26am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:13pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 4:52pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:23pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:41am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:47am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:40am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:27am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:43am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:44am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:50am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:40am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:32pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:13pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:28am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:30am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:42am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:03am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:53am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:43am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 12:32pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:28pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:33pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:30am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 10:25am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:47pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:22am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:23am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:29am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:44am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:05am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 1:32pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:13pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:46pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:13am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 11:14am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:51pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:26am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:51pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:04pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:26am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:28am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:29am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:54am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:29am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:30am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:44am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:25am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:42am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:05am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:50pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:37pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 3:50am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:40pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 5:35pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:34am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:41am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:21am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:26am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:29am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:55am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:13pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:45am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:31am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:54am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:26am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:29am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:31am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:42am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:07am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:33am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 10:05am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 1:51pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:25pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:49am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 2:18am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 8:02am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 7:18pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 8:02am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:06am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:38am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 1:31pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:25am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:46am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 2:50pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:30am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:46am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:17am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:29am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:30am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:30am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:54pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:59pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:04am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:11pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 3:12pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:03am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 11:32am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 11:56am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 3:25pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 6:01am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 9:45am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 9:46am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 10:37am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 1:24am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2024 @ 5:24am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 5:49pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2024 @ 5:24am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2024 @ 5:25am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2024 @ 5:26am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2024 @ 5:27am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2024 @ 5:27am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2024 @ 5:28am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2024 @ 5:28am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2024 @ 5:29am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2024 @ 5:29am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2024 @ 5:29am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 12:15pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:58pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:25pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:42am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:38am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:22am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 6:21pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 12:15pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:12pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:49am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:31am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:38am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 10:05am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:21am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:00pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:44pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 5:51am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 10:29am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 6:23pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:44am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:55pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 9:43am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 5:57pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:26pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 3:12pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:32am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 9:44am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 5:35pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 7:18pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 4:39pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:25am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 6:53am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 5:01pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 4:10pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 3:52am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 11:09am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:39am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 10:37am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 6:34pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 9:53am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 5:24pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 10:33am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 4:07pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 5:19pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 1:56pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 1:17pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 3:35pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 5:36pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 6:34pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 4:27am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 3:44pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 12:11pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 3:35pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 6:56pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:44pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:28am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:16am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:42am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:11pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 9:32am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 1:25pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 4:12pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 3:46pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:39pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 12:15pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:20pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 2:30am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 3:51pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 11:09am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:50am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:25am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:31am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:40am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 3:28pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 6:34pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 5:46pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:18am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:11pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 12:16pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 6:17pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 8:46am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 11:48am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 10:21am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 6:23am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 2:48pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 6:47pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 6:23am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 11:42am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 4:37pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:24am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:40am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 6:35pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 3:33am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 1:18am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 9:07am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:46am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:10am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 3:15pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 7:40am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 10:28am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 6:23pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 5:04pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 3:01pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 11:03am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 8:20am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:34am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 3:52pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 3:01am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 2:55pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 9:47am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 5:36pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 6:34pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 12:15am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 4:12pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 5:43am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 4:35am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 6:46am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 6:34pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 11:16am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 4:50pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:41am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:06am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:42am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 10:33am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:29am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:07pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:42am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:38am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2024 @ 5:25am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:30am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 3:51pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:45am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:47pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 2:55pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:03am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:24am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 5:06am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 5:45pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 1:22pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:22am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 2:55pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 2:55pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 2:55pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 4:13am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 6:26am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 2:55pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2024 @ 5:25am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 2:55pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 2:55pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 2:55pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 4:20am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 5:56pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 9:07am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:58pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 4:11pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 2:55pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:25pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 1:23am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 6:34pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 9:02am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 2:55pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:40am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 2:40pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 11:09am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:39am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:33am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 1:20am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 4:07pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:24pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2024 @ 5:29am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:22pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:22pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 4:13am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 12:29pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 9:51am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:22pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:22pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 9:07am



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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