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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 11:36am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 12:52pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 1:29pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 9:15pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 12:52am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 10:10am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 1:29am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 3:28am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 11:51am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 3:52pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:51pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:18pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 4:39pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:05am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:14am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:23am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 11:39am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 12:15pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 1:47pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 10:19pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 12:52am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 1:46pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 12:58am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 10:14am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 10:14am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 10:14am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 1:39pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 1:58pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 1:59pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 2:41pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:04am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:04am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 11:43am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 1:40pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 1:48am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 12:51pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:05am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 11:36am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 1:53pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:21am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 1:23pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 1:28pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 11:36am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 9:11pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 4:12am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:25am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 1:36pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 3:21am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 10:19pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 3:12am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 1:57pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 12:52am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 3:23am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 3:06pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 1:46pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 10:23am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:48pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 1:06pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 12:49pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:09pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:29pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:29pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:29pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 11:40am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 1:43pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 4:30pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 2:40pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 11:40am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 12:47pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 1:58pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 10:10am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 2:38am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 1:41am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 4:01pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 1:30am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 3:05pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:51pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 1:46pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:46pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 4:34pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 1:50pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 3:09am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 12:14am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 7:12am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 11:31am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 11:39am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 11:31am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 12:56am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:16am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 2:42pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 1:33pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 3:09am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 3:25am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 3:10am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 3:29pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:54pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 3:14pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:53am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:59pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 3:09am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:08pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 3:04pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:12pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 3:07pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:48pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:43pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 12:25pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:24am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 10:10am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:22pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 3:27pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 3:06pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 4:39pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:55am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:03pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:04pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:24pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:32pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:14am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:57am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 1:28pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 1:36am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:58pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:32pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 3:05pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 8:31am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 3:49pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 3:06pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:45am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:53am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:09pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:12pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:34pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:29am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 4:01pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:17pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:17pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:57am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:19pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:56pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 10:35am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 12:15pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 1:14pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 1:29am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 1:57pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:54pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 12:53pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 2:38am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 3:13am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 3:08pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 3:07pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 9:11pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 4:12am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 3:51am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 3:50pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 3:13pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:50am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:55pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:57pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:03am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:26am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:10am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:02am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:35am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:31am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:37am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:38am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:42pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:46pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:41pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:49pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:57pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:07pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 10:14am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 3:49pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 12:05pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:05pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:32pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 3:09pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 3:23pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:40pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:41am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:47am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:01am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:06am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:16am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:25am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:33am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:36am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:15pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 10:25am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:57pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:08pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:33pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:22am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:37am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:43am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:57pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:06am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 3:28am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 11:31am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 1:56pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 3:38pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:38pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:50pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:36pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:42pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:49pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:04pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:47am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:04pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 7:12am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 3:38pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:39am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:34pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:32pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:19pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 3:23pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:41am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:09pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:46am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:10am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:30am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:29am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:53am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:56am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:36pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:42pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:55pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 4:34pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 1:58pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 12:49pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 9:52am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:24pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:04pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:07am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:20am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:25am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:41am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:39pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:09am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:08am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:32pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:47am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:21am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:30am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:33am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:56am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:03pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:16pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:16pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:25am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:35am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:03am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:41pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:02am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:57pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:49pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:12am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:02am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:42am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:42pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:48pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:49pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:48pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:48pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:56pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:02pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 8:31am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:08pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:36pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:12pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:29am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:59pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:24am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:44pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:05am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:27am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:03pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:52pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:32pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:30am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:42pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:30am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:33am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:35am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:56am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:36pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:47pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:20am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:25am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:03am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:44pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:43pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:43pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:46pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:35am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:04pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:09pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:15am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:28am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:27am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:54pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:46pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:57pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:38am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:05pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:06pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:09pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:02am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:03am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:31am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:11am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:39pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:45pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:53pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:37am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:18pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:53pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:31pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:31pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:54pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:54pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 9:56am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:36pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:40pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:03pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:23pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:07am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 12:43pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:58am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:28am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:09pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:24am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:00am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:25am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:54pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:58pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:44pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:46pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:57pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:38am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:20pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:17pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:09am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 11:51am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 3:10pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:51pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:34pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:29am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:16pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:28am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:51pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:51pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:11pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:13am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:14am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:31am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:06pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:40pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:06am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:17am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:41pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 9:06am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:53pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:53am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:12pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:29am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:01pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:29am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:43pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:05pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:11pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 10:38am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 12:03pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:22am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:55am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:08pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:46pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:56pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:06pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 1:06pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 12:06pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 9:44am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 12:05pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 May @ 10:24am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:35pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 10:04am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 10:28am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:06am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:08pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:07pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:38pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:03am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:39pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:51pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:00pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:06pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:06pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:08pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:20pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 7:53am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 10:29am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:07am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 11:29am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 11:29am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 12:03pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 11:28am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:42pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:46pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:51pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:00pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:12pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 7:53am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:09am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 1:48pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 1:48pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 12:07pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 2:03pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 5 May @ 12:34pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:34pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:04pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:25am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:53am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:48am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:27pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:46pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:05pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:42am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 12:03pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 May @ 12:34pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:26am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:38pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:09pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:29am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:31am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:34pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:02am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 2:43am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 3:13pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:11am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:32am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:04am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:58pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:45am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:44am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:15pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:24am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:53pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:53pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:11pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 1:47pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 4:17pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:30am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:42pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:10pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:57pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:09pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:09pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 7:49am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 10:27am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 10:28am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:07am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 12:23pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 9:04am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 5 May @ 12:34pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:33pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 2:06pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:06pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:06pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 12:05pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 1:56pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 10:23am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:29pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:40am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:46pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:24am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:43pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:04pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:04pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:07am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 12:43pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:40am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:43pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:13pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:08pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 7:48am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:14am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:14am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 1:48pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 2:03pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 2:03pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:04pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:28am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+14

14 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked