Before I begin my actual comment, I would like to apologize in advance for my inadequate level of English proficiency. I am not a native speaker of the world's current lingua franca which unfortunately leads to me making numerous embarrassing mistakes being made whenever I try to communicate using this language. Although I know that saying sorry to those of you who are reading my comment will not change the fact that I fail miserably to write and speak perfect English, I am writing this as a way to deter a certain type of people who cannot stand poor English (Also known as "Grammar Nazis") from mocking me by posting unwanted and unnecessary comments detailing my every blunder. That being said, I am aware that not all netizens who correct others are doing it to ridicule and shame. There are some who do so with the intent to help others improve and grow. I know that I've written a bit of an essay, but I hope I've made my points clear. Anyways, here is the comment I wanted to make:

Nerd

top of the morning laddy, putting shrimp on the barbie eh?

Fave

Hello!, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and I am under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here in the Omega's Domain Official discord. I am quite popular around here in this server, so if you require any guidance, please, throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although, I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers... So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience.

Consider me a Player 2.. a companion, a partner and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together some time. I see you play Runt Showdown?, and are you good at scrapbeak? I am a Runt Showdown boss aficionado, so I would be to assist you in teamwork, and winning together! Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on that. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course.)

hey,sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that. Its really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i dont know why its a guy thing honestly,im like really against misogyny and like ill be teh one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments,but do not worry,I will be there to protect you ;) Sorry that wasnt flirting i swear,Im just trying to be friendly. I really like your profile picture...sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i dont go out much haha...Add me on skpye we should talk more you look really nice and fun